all for shits and giggles

download cat pictures into your phone, go up to a perverted friends, say "hey wanna see some pussy?" then proceed to scroll through pictures of cats cute or ugly. and make comments like 'das a sweet pussy' and 'man dat pussy should be mine' or just make your own.

(true story i did it and my friends just stared at me while i laughed my head off)

when a person is looking to much into your businesses stop them from asking you questions and say "did i invite you to my barbecue?" as they proceed to say no you reply with "then why are you all up in my grill son!!" then proceed to walk away doing a dance.

in order to do this joke you need a-

1. book

2. balls

3. common sense to do it on the right person not someone pissed off or that gets offended easily.

first grab your book and approach the person of your choice (choose wisely) walk towards them slowly and keep the sly grin off your face. no shits and giggles. when you reach them open the book and point to a random spot on the page. then whisper "it says right here that your a little bitch" then walk away.

(i was dumb enough to do it on my friend who was annoyed that day and she didn't talk to me for a while) this is what i mean by choosing the right person.

if you want to get real personal call your friend a ratchet.

walk up to a friend who is the same gender as you and hug them. when they are about to pull away hug them tighter and whisper "yes homo" in their ear.

give them false hope (that's a way to lose friends)

the more childish approach just mimick them until their done with your shit.

and the douchy approach take away their stuff and hide them.