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how to start a conversation

conversation starters

"hey if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple" get it? cause it's sorta like a pineapple!! and a pineapple is a fruit!! get it?

walk up to the person of your dreams and tell then to spell silk. when they do ask them what do cows drink they will most likely problaly say milk. then continue to tell them on how wrong they are.

go with the common handshake, but with a twist. when you go to high five someone make a fist last minute and slap it with their hands. it will look like a turkey. when the turkeynization is complete yell "turkey!!"

and see the complete look of awe on their face.

my personal favorite the snail. you know when you make a fist bump? well in the fist bumpination in the last minute when both your friends fist and your fist is about to touch make a peace sign and put it under your friends fist while screaming "SNAIL" make sure not to over do it though it gets old after the fifth "SNAil".

send them a super secretive note to tell them to meet you somewhere them when they get to their destination maliciously beat them and hide them behind a trash can. but make sure to not get caught!!

here's a more legal approach grow some balls and say hi.