I swear to bob if my phone rings one more time before noon I'm gonna have to go buy a new phone because this one will be smashed against the wall. How is it possible that my phone has rang 17 times in the last 3 hrs? I don't think it rings that much in a week! And on a day when I didn't have to wake up to an alarm!
Note to self: turn all notification tones off on your phone before your drunken slutty friends take take you on another bender. Here's hoping I didn't drunk text anyone or at least make a fool of myself to anyone I did talk to (you know who you are). 😒
I foresee even more tylenol, aleve, water, and coffee in my near future.
And at least I still look hot! 😉
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RandomI really don't care whether you read this or not, but it'd be nice if you did. Most of my friends pm'd me or text me and said "Do it!" So here it is...my thoughts (some funny/some serious), posters (most of the book) I think are damn hilarious, text...
