I really don't care whether you read this or not, but it'd be nice if you did. Most of my friends pm'd me or text me and said "Do it!" So here it is...my thoughts (some funny/some serious), posters (most of the book) I think are damn hilarious, text...
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1. No one ever pronounces my first or last names right. Ever. 😒
2. I have green eyes. 💚
3. I may only be 5'3, but I'm feisty. 😁
4. I love Mardi Gras and go every year just to have a reason to stay drunk for a week and show my titties. Nah really, I just love New Orleans. But yeah, the first 2 reasons, too. 😏
5. I plan on moving to a different country eventually in the future, probably England. 🇬🇧
6. I cry over sappy shit because I have a stupid girl brain. 😧
7. I'm 3rd generation German-American. 🇩🇪🇺🇸
8. I don't know how to swim but love going to the pool and the beach. 🌊
9. My favorite word is fuck cuz I'm a lady like that. 😂
10. I hate having my pic taken & showing my pic to ppl. 😱
11. I own so many books I could probably open a library. 📚
12. I have a super thick Southern accent. 🙌
13. I usually dye my hair cuz people think I'm dumb since I'm a natural blonde. 👸
14. You can't tell the queen of fucking everything what to do so I'm making my list more than 13 things & I'm tagging more than 13 ppl. 😝
15. I've traveled the world but still have a gazillion places I want to visit before I kick the bucket. 🇰🇷🇯🇵🇩🇪🇨🇳🇺🇸🇫🇷🇪🇸🇮🇹🇷🇺🇬🇧
