Funky entered the secret base, he was greeted by 5 figures, "hey there dude! The names groovy Kong, you may recognize me from family of yours, oh that guy with the cigarette is jake Paul the 80-somethingth, he's a descendant from the YouTuber jake Paul."
"Sup brah, pleasure mettin ya, it not everyday we see bros like you, uptop!" Paul said raising his hand at funky, funky ignored him. "That gnome is gnome-star he's the sniper and the stealth of our group" groovy explained, "what's good funky? It's your host, killer gnome-star! Let's get righhhhhhhhht into killing some thots!" Gnome said pointing at funky. "Oh and that guy in the coat doesn't talk much but he's very powerful, don't mess with him. Anyways you may be wondering what we are doing here, well since your last mission it seems you were out in a rough spot and lost your most vital component to destroying thots, your canon. Well we will be replacing your canon for an actual arm that still has the same functions as your old one though this time it's got a few tricks! Oh and since the princess is nothing compared to what the king queen and prince thots, we have been requested by our leader to assist you! So get used to us!" Groovy said and then took a breath. The figure in the coat then handed funky his new arm and funky attached it. " so dudes! Our first mission is to infiltrate the Thot kingdom! We will be sneaking I. Through the pipe works and then the jail cells to be releasing the captured survivors! Let's get this show on the road dudes!". The group then went down a pipe one at a time and headed through the sewers ending up and the castle jail.
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Funky Kong the Thot Destroyer -The YouTube Return-
ActionFunky kong's last solo mission ended with funky loosing one of his key parts to survival, funky Kong is then assigned with four of the strongest soldiers in the rebellion. These soldiers are the mercenary of power: jake Paul the 84th, the team watch...
