The group advanced into the main lobby of the castle. There awaited 5 Thot-bots though these were in a pack, when the Thot boys are in a pack they are programmed to throw you off by using cheep tactics such as flirtation. "Step aside boys I think I'm ready to show of heh." Groovy Kong stepped forward. "Groovy brah, there is way to many, I can at least Handel one at a time, go easy brah, ey funky howza bout you lend me a hand huh brah?" Jake asked funky. Funky stepped up to groovy. " intruder alert, exterminate at all costs" the Thot bots said. The Thot bots then shot at funky and groovy in what seemed to be old fashion, funky low kicked the bottom Thot-bot causing the other bots to fall from the totem pole, groovy Kong then was able to take one bit out with his canon but the second one he shot at deflected the beam and threw a spiked Pom Pom at groovy. Groovy deflected the Pom Pom back puncturing the bots face into scrap. Funky Kong then leaped into action grabbing one of the bots by the head ripping the head from neck, just then a bot caught funky off guard swiping at him rapidly almost cutting through funky's shirt, funky then grabbed one of the spiked balls and twisted and inverted them so the arm was dislocated, and then following up with a kick though the stomach finishing off the last bot. "Hmm, that seemed easy right funky? Aren't they supposed to mimic the imperial guards? Weird" groovy exclaimed. " it's because funky Kong was on a 1 v 2 last time now 1 imperial guard equals 3 Thot bots so technically that was a 2 versus 5 1/2 battle, and you are both taking care of each other so I guess that evens it out right dudes?" Jake answered. The group then advanced into the courtyard.
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