Life with Superman

Dinner from Hell

Jay went in his mave cave and watched some T.V. and he went to go get a snack and he went up to his mancave and turned off the T.V. and he went to his bedroom and he took a shower and put on his boxers and went to sleep when he woke up he saw a bottle of champagne in his and his boxers off he looked over at Bey and she was naked with a joint in her hand he grabbed the joint and he got a puff and he woke up Bey and she smiled.

Jay: Bae, what happend?

Bey: You were fantastic last night. I never knew having sex drunk and high can make it 10 times as better.

Jay: We were high and drunk last night?

Bey: Yeah.*takes joint away and takes a puff and put it out*

Jay: How did that happen.

Bey: When you got out of the shower you tried to go to sleep and you kept flipping and flooping and you woke me up. I tried to go back to sleep, but you had the T.V. on and it made me mad. We got out of bed and I went and got some champagne and you went in your mancave and came back with some weed. We went on the roof and I turned on some music and we had started drinking then we started getting high then you started taking off your shirt and you started getting the munchies so you ate me and we made love and it was a wonderful night.

Jay: Ooo, now I remember. You were walking on the roof and we went downstairs and got in the indoor hot tub and we had sex again and in the pool, kitchen, living room, man cave, elevator, work out room and for some reason I remebered we were in my office,

Bey: Yeah, you were very freaky and energized.

Jay: Did the kids wake up, yet?

Bey: I don't know. I just woke up.

Jay: I am gonna go check on them, and do you know what time the dinner party is gonna be at I need to call my family and boy's and tell them.

Bey: You are inviting your family?

Jay: Yeah.

Bey: We are gonnna really turn up aren't we.

Jay: Yeah, so what is it gonna be.

Bey: At 7:30, but tell your boys 6:30, they are always a hour late when we invite them somewhere.

Jay: Alright, *get's out of bed put's bottle on his bedside and got on some boxers, pants and his slides* I am gonna go check on the kids and go call my boys and the fam.

S.J.: Pops. Pops. Come here real quick.

Jay: What's up, boy?

S.J.: You and momma is what's up.

Jay: I don't get it.

S.J.: I heard y'all last night. Momma was yelling and calling you Daddy and y'all did it all in the kitchen and stuff.

Jay: How do you know this information.

S.J.: Mia was up and she heard y'all and she was grossed out she texted me and told me.

Jay: Is that it, little boy.

S.J.: Is Uncle TyTy coming for dinner with the rest of the family?

Jay: Yeah, but what you and Mia know, do not tell Grandma Tina and Papa Mat.

 S.J.: Yes sir, but that is gonna cost you.

Jay: What do you want.

S.J.: You have to take me and my girlfriend to a movie and to Pizza Hut on Friday.

Jay: Deal. I am gonna go talk to your sister.

S.J.: Little sister.

Jay: She is your twin.