Cheez Wiz Mold Fic

why Ryan left...

It was a cold, brisk morning in January of 2008, the boys of Panic!AtTheDisco were already making their way to the studio to continue recording their upcoming album, Pretty Odd.

Their music was sounding fucking amazing and they knew the fans would love it. It all seemed to being going perfectly.But Brendon started to notice something pretty odd (hell yee that was a pun) going on with Ryan. Every night after Brendon leaves Ryan's room after fucking his brains out, he notices something in the trash can.

Cheez Wiz.

Not just one can, but piles upon piles of empty cans. As the nights go by, the stack of Cheez Wiz cans keeps getting higher. The trash can is over flowing by this point. When Brendon went to the fridge to get milk for Ryan and his monthly milk fuck, he couldn't find any milk cartons. All of milk was replaced with several rows of Cheez Wiz cans.

Brendon became overwhelmed with worry for Ryan's health. This was an unhealthy obsession and it needed to end now.   

back to the morning at the studio

Ryan was standing behind the recording booth ready to sing *TRIGGER WARNING* Northern Downpour and play his guitar.

Brendon thought back to earlier that day when he caught Ryan up in his bunk on the bus with the curtains closed. He heard faint moans and grunts of satisfaction. He thought that Ryan was jerking off and that he could maybe join in on the fun. But as Brendon peered between the small crack of the curtains, he saw Ryan downing a jumbo size can of cheez wiz.

back to the studio

Brendon starts to smile when he notices that there are no cheez wiz cans to be found in the room.

He then thinks 'Maybe Ryan wasn't obsessed with Cheez Wiz afterall.'

(HAHA BITCH YOU THOUGHT)

Brendon then begins to sing, "Sugarcane in the easy-"

But all of a sudden, he's cut off by the sound of cheez wiz squeezing out of a can.

He quickly turns to look at Ryan. Brendon's jaw drops as he sees Ryan with his head tilted all the way up to geesus and spraying Cheez Wiz into his mouth.

Brendon, still in total shock, quickly speaks up and says "Ryan, that's your 20th bottle today. Y-You have to calm man. I-I know you didn't get any chips. I know you got the cheez wiz, but this has to stop!"

Ryan ignores Brendon. By now, cheez wiz has gotten all over him and his guitar. But he still keeps playing and spraying cheez wiz down his throat. Brendon is just left completely speechless.

All of a sudden, Ryan magically creates a life size mold of himself and begins to fill it with cheez wiz. When it's all filled up and ready, Ryan hops into it and lets the cheez wiz cover his entire body.

a few days pass

Brendon is still standing there completely still, silent, and in total shock.

But suddenly, the mold begins to rumble and rock back and forth.

BOOMNVFBEFVHWCNXIOXSNSCKLNWKLEFNKLDW

The mold explodes, shooting cheez wiz all across the room.

And then, Ryan slowly steps out of mold.

His skin is now bright orange, the color of cheez wiz. A shiny crown bedazzled in cheez wiz is placed on his head. A long, orange robe with cheez wiz decorating the sides is hung from his shoulders.

Ryan is now THE CHEEZ WIZ KING