Just for Laughs... In My Pants...

Firecracker321's Contribution

Hello once again minions! This is -- as promised -- from my partner in crime firecracker321, and we'd LOVE it if you'd tell us what you think. Also we're thinking about making Just For Laughs a weekly/monthly thing, so tell us in the comments below what YOU want us to write about! It can be anything, so long as it's funny that is!

Without any further ado, here is In My Pants, from firecracker321.

Kickstarts in my pants. (Now that's the shock of your life.)

Yellow in my pants. (Kiddies way of telling you they've had a wee bit of an accident? What's that MissM? Yellow in your pants? O.O...)

Mad World in my pants.

Oh My God in my pants.

Work in my pants.

Are You Gonna Be My Girl in my pants.

Rumour Has It in my pants.

Scream in my pants.

Everyone's At It in my pants.

Iris in my pants. (Hm. I don't know an Iris... Wait! How did you get there anyway?? Get back to John Rzeznik!!!)

Set Fire to the Rain in my pants (Ouch! >.<)

Without Me in my pants. (I would be nothing... For reals dude.)

Just Lose It in my pants.

We Are Go in my pants.

Never Enough in my pants.

Circus in my pants.

I Need a Doctor in my pants. (I think that's a little personal for the internet...)

Safe and Sound in my pants. (Yup. My safety zone, keep away. o.o)

The Cave in my pants. (Care to start a fire inside? ;)

Dirt and Roses in my pants. (Guys come on, don't just pull them from the roots and give them to your ladies! Geesh!)

Won't Go Quietly in my pants.

Give 'em Hell Kids in my pants. (I'm lost for words... o.o)

Build Me Up in my pants.

Careful in my pants.

Buttons in my pants. (Now that can't be very comfortable...)

Turn It Off in my pants. (Cause I'm sick of you turnin' me on!!! xD)

Bones in my pants. (Erm, wow. Now is the perfect time for multiple dirty remarks, but we are trying to keep this PG-13 so I'm just going to leave it there...)

Teenagers in my pants. ('... O.O Megsy what are you doing???'- MissM)

Miracle in my pants.

Bounce in my pants.

Airplanes in my pants. (Ouch dude! How did they get in there??? o.O)

It's My Life in my pants.

We Made You in my pants. (Best way to explain to kids where babies come from EVER.)

With Or Without You in my pants.

All I Wanted in my pants (Was youuuu... Thank you Paramore for your amazing lyrics! XD)

Brand New Day in my pants.

Adore in my pants. (That's kinda vain, isn't it?  o.O)

Almost Lover in my pants.

Two Man Show in my pants. (Oh goodness. I don't even want to know...)

Take Your Time in my pants.

Stacey's Mum in my pants. (BWAHAHAHAHA! ... That is all.)

The Time Is Now in my pants.

I Know You Want Me in my pants. (I apologise in advance for giving boys more skeezy lines XD)

Right Now in my pants.

Always in my pants. (I... I... Just wow. Oh Wow.)

Blow in my pants. (Whaddya know? Ke$ha actually is good for something... XD)

Human in my pants. (How did you get there?? *backs away sheepishly*)

Magick in my pants. (I can imagine some boy using this as a bad chat up line XD)

The Way You Make Me Feel in my pants. (THANK YOU to the King of Pop!!! RIP Michael.)

And finally....

Possibly the best 'In My Pants' line there is...

Drum roll please... *MissM starts drum roll*

All the Small Things...

... In my pants... (Dudes, don't advertise it XD Haha.)