Tf is this Bullshit

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I was contemplating rather to sleep some more or go get food. "Astrid wake up and start packing." 'Bitch no, fuck you leave me alone so I can waste my life away in peace.' I say to myself getting even more comfortable while cuddling my pillow. "FUCK NO! GO TO HELL!" I yelled at my older brother desperately trying to go back to sleep. "Little girl get your ass up now!" He said pulling off my blanket. Jokes on him I sleep in jogging pants and a big hoodie. "Ha jokes on you it was getting kinda of hot in that blanket." I said smirking with my eyes still shut.

I heard him leave my room but not closings the door behind him. "HEY ASSHOLE, HAVEN'T  YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING A GODDAMN DOOR?" And with that I heard my brother laughing in the bathroom. 'What is this asshole planning to do burn me alive?' I said getting out of bed to see what he was doing. "Hey why are you laughing like a crackhead on crack?" He turned around with a evil smile on his face. He looked like he just killed a puppy while watching a girl that was getting murdered. "BITCH YOU BETTER NOT!" I screamed while running down the stairs almost falling on my way down.

"How about you get packed for tomorrow and do something with your life, maybe I will consider not squirting water on you." No dis bitch didn't just tell me to do something active other then eat. "Fine but why am I packing." He shook his head as answering my question "Dah fuck you mean no you better tell me or I'll lock myself in the bathroom." I said folding my arms across my boobies. "Just go pack and I'll tell you in the morning." I rolled my eyes and went back up the stairs to my room. 'It must be something I won't like if he's going to tell me the next day. '

I packed the clothes that I would wear to school showing people I don't care "Are you done packing?" I looked up to see my brother sitting on my bed. "Nah I thought I would just set all my clothes that was in my closet into this duffle bag then sit in the closet just for the hell of it." I said rolling my eyes slightly irritated with him for not telling me why I was packing.

~~Time skip by the sassy fucknut~~

It was the next day and my brother had woken me up very early the sun wasn't even up I still saw the moon. "So I have to go out of town so I had as-" I interrupt him with a little excitement in my voice "Are we going somewhere hot? Will there be a beach? I always wanted to take a nap on a beach." I said making myself tired just talking about taking a nap. "Um no your not coming with me." He said taking a sip of his coffee "Then why the fuck did I pack my clothes?" I said getting pissed off. He was going to answer me but someone saved him by knocking on the door. "Thats for you I'll put your bags in the car." He said while leaving to get my bags from upstairs. I went to open the door to see who was knocking to see my annoying ass neighbor smiling at me "Are you sure you want to be wearing that to camp in?" She asked me while eyeing my outfit. I was beyond pissed at her stupid comment on my outfit and my brother for leaving me with these people I hate so much.

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