My Sassiness is going to get me killed

Canada or The UK?

'Where the hell am I?' I opened my eyes to see trees surrounding me. I wonder who catched me, probably the same asshole who pushed me down that fucking whole. I stand up looking at two different paths. "Hhmm well Right looks creepy af but left looks hella scary. Looks like I'm going left." I started walking towards the left path.

I was walking for awhile when I spotted Cheshire laying on a rock. "WhAt ThE fUcK cAt!" I yelled at Cheshire while walking up to them. "Meow?" Cheshire slightly tilted they're head to the right. "Don't give me that look where are we?" Cheshire got off the rock and started to walk to where I just came from.

"Oh no I'm not following you again. You're the reason why we're in this situation dumb cat." I turned my back on them and walked forward. "Who are you calling a dumb cat?" I turned around quietly grabbing a hold of my bat.
I seen a person with cat ears with a cat tail standing where the cat was. "What the fuck! Where did Cheshire go?" I stepped back a little "Hey you, where did my cat go?" They had a big smile on their face then they disappeared. I felt someone rape their arms around my waist. "Who said I was yours Eleven?" The person whispered in my ear. It gave me shivers down my spine "What the hell are you doing? Don't touch me, and my name isn't Eleven dickhead." I said trying to get away from them but I failed at it.

Everything went dark for a split second then I saw a big house near me "where the fuck am I ?" I yelled in thin air. Out of no where Cheshire was next to me all of a sudden.

I looked at Cheshire then looked at the big house. Well looks like I have no other choice. I walked towards the really big house 'I bet the person who owns this house has a small penis.' I was laughing to hard to even realize that I was already at the fornt door of the house. I was still laughing at the joke to even realize that someone standing infront of me.
"Excuse me ms, can I assist you with anything?" I heard a smoth British accent say.

I finished laughing and smiled at the man infront of me. "Hi um yeah. You see I have no idea where I am at the moment. So like could you tell me where I am?" I said in my most polite tone of voice. He side eyed me for a second and said "Yes ms, you are at the Phamtomhive estate. I am Sebastian Michaelis head butler of the Phantomhive estate." He bowed after saying all of that nonsense "Okay I have two more question for you then I'll be on my way. Whats a Phantomhive and Where is this estate located at?" I asked, he looked as if I was a nuisances "Sebastian, who is this strange girl?" Some kid that looks like he could be 12 or 11 years old said. "Who the hell are you calling strange? You pirate wanna be kid." I crossed my arms giving him the same look my brother gives me when I say or do something wrong.

"I'm Ciel Phantomhive earl of this estate and who might you be?" 'What the hell is a estate.' Ciel and "Sebastian" was waiting for my reply so I answered " Well Sebastian and Ciel, I'm not giving you my name because you two are strangers things." I whispered the last part to myself. "Anyways where is this place located? Are we in Canada?" I asked them "Whats a Canada?" I shook my head "Um excuse me I asked first so answer my question pirate boy." Okay I know I shouldn't have said that but like how the hell is he going to answer my question with a question the fuck. "The Phantomhive Manor is located in a mist-covered forest on the outskirts of London ms." Sebastian answered my question instead of Ciel. "Now that your question was answered will you tell us your name." I didn't hear a word he said.

I was focusing on the fact that Sebastian said this place was in London as in the United Kingdom. How the fuck did I get all the way over here more importantly we're is that person from earlier. I started looking around for any signs of cat like ears or a human with cat ears, But I failed to see anything like that I didn't even see Cheshire at all, what the hell.

Cheshire (y/n) POV

I watched as my new toy looked for me but stopped when she couldn't find me. "This is gonna be fun." I smirked to myself and changed into my cat form just to get close to her just a little. "Maybe I'll mess with that demon butler while I'm here." I walked around the house to see the gardener doing a terrible job waking the weeds. "Meow." I got his attention and he came up to me "You shouldn't be here little kitten the young lord is allergic to kittens." He said

I nudge my head against his leg.

Sebastian's POV
The young master ordered me to show the strange girl to a guess room. "So why do you walk like you have a stick up your ass?" I turned towards her "What a queer question to ask." The young lady made a face of disgust towards me. "HEY! Thats offensive towards gay people. Say you're sorry right now or I'll kick you were the sun don't shine." I bowed slightly "My apologies ms, I had no intentions on upsetting you."

I opened the door to the room the young ms would be staying in. "HOLY SHIT! Is this really my room?" She ran towards the window "Yes it is ms." I walked out the room and went to my master. I knocked on the studies waiting for my master to answer. "Come in." I walked in holding a letter from the Queen "I have a letter from the Queen, master." I bowed while giving him the letter.

Astrid's POV

I walked around the room to see my surroundings. "Maybe I'll take a shower." I went into the bathroom to see just a bath tube. I ran the water and went to grab some clothes.

I finish my bath and changed into my clothes. I got into bed and snuggled up into the covers. I started to toss and turn in my bed. I decided to leave my room and look for someone. I found someone "Hello?" I said to the person that had there back to me. The person was Sebastian "How can I help you Lady Astrid?" I walked up to him "Welp I can't sleep so I thought I'll hang out with who ever I saw." I said linking my arm with his "My I ask you where did you come from?"

"Well my dude I'm from America, isn't it obvious?" I said sasslie "You say the strangest things Lady Astrid." I smirked at him "Is that so? Well you look to perfect to be human." I said poking at his checks "Are you hungry now Lady Astrid?" I thought about it and nodded my head yes "Cake and ice cream sounds good to me, don't you think?" He shook his head no 'Maybe I can sweet talk him into giving me cake and ice cream." We were in the kitchen now" So can I have that ice cream and cake now?" He unlinked our arms and went over to make something for me.

"Mmmhh welp about that cake my dude." I said turning around facing Sebastian "My lady you should eat something that isn't sweet." I spotted the cake on the counter on the other side of the room "Is that so?" I said moving towards the cake.

I grabbed the cake off the counter and Sebastian was standing next to me with that creep smile of his. "Lady Astrid I strongly disagree with you having cake at this time." Psh I strongly agree you should get slapped. He stepped closer to me "Yeah well you see cake is good for the soul." He stopped just an inch away from me. He was going to take the cake from me but I ran out the door that lead out side.

I turn into Smeagol when it came down to the ring. Sebastian found me in a tree. I hissed at him "My precious you shall not take the precious from us." I started to claw at him like a cat would to a ball of yarn. I grabbed a handful of cake and shoved it in my mouth. "Lady Astrid please come down from there its not proper for a lady to display herself in such a manner." He said giving me a disapproving look on his face. I stuck my tongue at him "Lady my ass you're not getting the precious." I said going a little higher with the cake "Lady Astr-"

~A/N~
Should I write in Ciel's POV or Lizzie's btw shes going to be in the next chapter so well Madame Red,Grell, and Lau. Okay don't forget to like and comment. As my teacher would say "if anyone hasn't told you they love you know that I love you." Farewell my sassy pandas. (Also should I just make the chapters shorter or keep it they way it is?)