Eminem Imagines (Eminemzminnie style)

Fall out of love with me

He was drunk.

And not just tipsy and loud.

But he was full blown drunk stumbling over the stairs as you tried to to help him up them to reach your apartment where'd he crash for tonight.

"I hate everything." He slurred as you reached your apartment door and tried to pull out your keys without dropping him.

"I know." You said finally finding the key and opening the door.

You helped Marshall to the couch where he immediately sprawled himself out and groaned a little as he stretched his tired limbs out.

You went and closed the door and locked it and looked towards Marshall who was laying on the couch just staring at the ceiling.

"Your seriously the only person I think I can trust." He told you.

"That's not true-"

"No, you are and I think it sucks that we aren't a couple because we would be hotter than A Habanero pepper." He laughed.

And you couldn't help but giggle a bit at how stupid he sounded right now.

"Why you laughin girl? You don't think we'd be hot? Girl..please..i'm so hot you could fry bacon on me." He continued.

You smirked shaking your head knowing he would be feeling that hangover tomorrow.

"Hey you know something?" He said rising a bit off the couch.

"What?" You asked scared to hear the next words that was gonna come out of his mouth.

"I think we should get married and have two kids and name them Nevada and Hunter." He slurred.

"Nevada and Hunter Huh?" You said amused at the very different kid names.

"Yup, and they'll be twins." He explained.

"Oh really?" You said sitting on the chair across from the couch just letting him talk to his little hearts content.

"Yeah, but guess what? We'll be rich and have like 5 more kids" He explained.

"Wow i'm going to be birthing a lot of kids." You laughed.

"Don't worry, we'll stop at 7 and then you can be on birth control for like the rest of your life until we get old and wrinkly." He shrugged.

You just laughed absolutely amused at where Marshall's mind was at right now.

"Old and wrinkly huh.." You laughed.

"Yup and then we can go to the nursing home together and I can look at the pretty nurses." He smiled.

"Your going to be looking at the pretty nurses while i'm there?" You asked not believing that even at that old age Marshall is  going to be chasing the younger women.

"No not while your there..while your playing shuffle board." He explained as if that made it any better.

You couldn't contain your laughter and soon you were chuckling and cackling like you had lost your absolute mind.

"Wow you've got it all figured out huh?" You asked staring at the man who was staring back at you with hazed eyes.

"Yeah..the only thing that's left to do is to get you to fall completely in love with me." He said his voice turning less slurred and more sleepy.

A frown formed your lips as you stared at him for a bit.

"What if I already love you?" I asked feeling really bold at that moment.

The room was silent for a while as he just stared at you his head wobbling back and forth for a while as the alcohol put him more and more into a stupor.

"Well..don't." He suddenly said making your heart skip a beat.

You were confused at this sudden change of atmosphere but you decided to press on with this conversation because more than likely he wouldn't remember it tomorrow anyway.

"Why, how are we supposed to have all them kids if we're not in love?" I asked.

"Fall out of love of with me." He said again his tone less exhausted and more serious than before. "That way I can spend time trying to get you to fall back in love with me, this time for all the right reasons."

You had no idea what to say that so you just stood there looking at him in awe a minute until..

"Hey do you have any Dorito's?" He asked suddenly rubbing his head and groaning as his stomach made a loud gurgling noise.

Wow way to ruin the moment.

"I think there's some in the cabinet.." You said gesturing over to the cabinet over the sink.

"Good." He suddenly got up and wobbled his way to your cabinet and found your chips and began eating them.

As you watched him go to town on them Dorito's like he hadn't eaten in weeks you couldn't help but wonder what you did to be friends with such a person like Marshall.

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Lol hey guys so this imagine was going to be totally different but I decided to take a different approach and decided to do the imagine I had plan for a later date but that one will be posted soon but I hope you enjoyed this one :)