The storm in my soul /// Few meets mystreet /// Slymau

Chapter Four: Jess V. Castor

P-Bat's P.O.V 

I strolled through the forest in the general direction of the hall. It was quite peaceful today, surprisingly. Loki hasn't tried to pull anyone into a physical dream, yet. Kala hasn't tried to murder Sly, yet. Steven hasn't given Sly a three hour speech about how Jess is traitor, yet. The hall hasn't exploded, yet. I haven't committed genocide,yet. All in all, a pretty good day. 

I walked into the grand quartz building Jess built about two years ago. Wow. Of course Sly was in front of the pillar of Lady Thor with her helmet on. Man, he needs to get a grip. This is the third time this week I have found him crying here and it's Monday. I walked quietly behind him.

"Hey," I said calmly. I saw him jump slightly and turn around. As soon as his gaze landed on me it softened. "Oh, it's just you," he said as he directed his attention back to the flickering flames. Wow. "Well, hello to you to," I huffed. I sat next to him and folded my leg. "So, what's your 'not so clever plan that Jess will figure out that you are trying to find her but clever enough that it will probably work but never does' plan this time?" I asked as he rolled his eyes. "I don't have one," he said flatly. Huh. "Instead it is more of a ' So clever that Jess will probably figure it out in no time but it is so difficult to avoid that it will probably work' plan," He said proudly. I got to give it to him, that does sound pretty good but I ain't getting my hopes up just yet. "Lets here it."

"Well, basically, I have put on another Sliver Man show in this town called Phionex drop and their Theater is huge," he said with a smile. "Also, I made this competition, whoever writes the best Fan-Fic about you and I gets to-" He said before I interrupted him. "Wait, what?!" I asked/ shouted in surprise. Jess made a friend -Fic about me and him a couple of years ago and he got pretty annoyed. "Well, she loved writing them, so, I thought this would be the perfect opportunity!" He said excitedly. Wow, I haven't seen him this excited about his plan since he tried to blow up a homeless shelter in Texas. Luckily, Alex and I convinced him not to so no one got injured. Wow, he had really lost it then. At least this plan didn't involve exploding building that shelter the poor. "Okay."

I was about to leave to go over to Aphgard, when I felt a strong tug on my arm. "Nah ah, you are going to help me and read these Fan-Fics," He declared as he pointed forwards, "To the titan tower!" He shouted.

"Rapido! Rapido!" He yelled from above me. It was kind of unfair. He was in a fucking robot suit thing that can fly and probably has night vision and I had to run in the darkness. Rapido my ass. If he is that eager he can just fly there and I will catch up. It's not like my presence is the only thing allowing him to stay in the sky. "No tenemos todo el día y quiero encontrar a mi esposa!" He shouted again. This was like the sixth time he has shouted some random Spanish crap at me. "I told you, I can't speak fucking Spanish!" I shouted back up at him. This is what happens whenever he has another idea to find Jess. I swear, no one makes a big deal about Castor being missing but whenever her names comes up Steven gives everyone a speech about how she betrayed them whilst Kala and Sly beat each other black and blue and Alex tries to stop it. Then there is Katz,who is just crying into a bucket of chicken and I just sit there like 'Why didn't Jess take me with her instead of Castor?' But when Castor is mentioned it's a whole different story.

This is how it plays out when Jess is mentioned.

We were all chilling in the court room thing that Jess built. "Who wants to go to little Tokyo with me?" Katz asked as he got ready to leave. Every one shook their heads in response. "Wait, where?" Steven asked just before Katz left the room. "Little Tokyo, you know, the place Jess and I built," he said casually. Then his eyes grew wide as he realized what he said. "Why on earth would I want to go there?" Steven asked with disgusted. Alex mumbled "Here we go again." as he rolled his eyes. "That traitor doesn't even deserve to have a town!" He huffed like a child who wasn't allowed to go out to play. "Hey, don't talk about my wife like that!" Sly shouted at him. Steven just rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. "I don't even know what you see in her," He mumbled but got cut short by a punch from Sly. "When I find her, I swear I will get her to kill you!"

"Who cares about Jess anyway, I thought we were doing all this to find Castor," She said flatly as she rested her feet on the chair in front of her. "I care about Jess!" Sly shouted at her. "I have to agree with Steven here," She said as she shuddered, "Jess left us, so why are we searching for her?" Steven had the most smug look on his face. "So what, did you want her to leave?" Sly asked. "Of course not, but she put herself first and hundreds of people have been killed because of her," She said a little to calmly. I looked over to Katz to see him hitting his head against the door. 

"I swear if you don't shut the fuck up now then one more person will be added to that list!" Sly shouted threateningly. She then quickly took out her claws. "Oh please, you couldn't win a fight against a door, I can't believe that you are Tony Stark's son!" She snorted. Wow. Even I was taken back by that. "Luckily, you're basically dirt anyway ," Sly said with a shrug of his shoulders. "Let's go!" Kala shouted as she jumped at him. However, she was blocked by Alex. "Oh would you both just shut it already!"

Meanwhile, Steven was rambling on about all the difficult fights that they had in the last two years and how Jess wasn't here to even raise her kids. Katz had just given up and just sat there eating chicken, mumbling to himself for being such an Idiot. "No surprise your dad disowned you," Kala said as she returned to her seat. Everyone gasped, except Steven. Of course. "Bitch please, your birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory!" He sassed. Wow. I did not see that coming. "So could you row row row your boat gently the fuck away from me?" He asked as he pushed off Alex who was still holding him. Kala rolled her eyes a she muttered, "Go kill yourself." Sly Laughed as he walked towards the exit. "If I wanted to Kill myself I would climb your ego and drop to your IQ!" He called as he exited the room.

However, when Castor is mentioned:

"I miss Castor," Kala muttered as she sat down next to Alex. "Oh, well," Alex said with a shrug. "Hey, wanna go to the nether," Sly asked as he walked in. "Sure!" We all say in unison, then leave.

I mean, WHAT THE FUCK!

Jess gets a whole fight, arguments,tears and death threats and Castor gets a 'Meh, wanna go to the hell realm?' 

Anyway, Sly and I made it there in time. Ha, that rhymed. I was out of breath but he dragged me down the halls. "I hope you aren't tired because this is going to be a hell of a long night!" Sly said as we reached her Fan-Fic Library. Yay!