Sheriarty Texts

Sheriarty Texts

[Sat 15 Feb, 23:00]
Hello Sherly -JM
Nice weather today -JM
Hm. Thought you'd correct me -JM
It's raining -JM
Pouring -JM
It's really rather boring -JM

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[Sun 16 Feb, 01:09]
It's my birthday -JM
Did you get me something? -JM
I gave you something on yours -JM
Granted it took a few days for the police to find the body -JM
Sebby and I are going clubbing -JM
Bit dull but everything normal people do is -JM
It probably would be more fun if you join us -JM
I promise not to shoot you -JM
Might have to force you dance with me -JM
You're a good dancer. I saw you practise for your little pets wedding -JM
I liked the twirl you did for Janine too -JM
She reminds me a little of myself -JM
Flirty, dark hair and eyes, accent -JM
Got yourself a bit of a type there Sherlock -JM
See you soon darling -JM

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[Mon 17 Feb, 23:59]
I hoped you'd turn up at the club -JM
Bit disappointed you missed my birthday -JM
There's always next year -JM
I need to shower. Text you later. -JM

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[Tues 18 Feb, 01:55]
Had a shower. -JM
Thought of you -JM
That's why it took so long -JM
I'm sure you can guess what I was doing ;) -JM
Really? Thought you'd reply to that one -JM

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[Thurs 20 Feb, 05:12]
You looked adorable yesterday -JM
That hat looked so cute -JM
Didn't know you'd go that far for an undercover case -JM
I've put a few cameras in your flat, hope you don't mind. -JM

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[Thurs 20 Feb, 22:49]
I found a cat outside my flat earlier -JM
It hissed at me -JM
Reminded me of you -JM
I shot it -JM

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[Fri 21 Feb, 4:01]
My hands are a little messy -JM
Sebby was a little busy and I had to take the shot myself -JM
I'm surprised you didn't show up, I was behind your flat -JM

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[Fri 21 Feb, 23:58]
When are you going to remove that stupid picture from in front of my camera? I'd like to watch you in your room again. I can only see what you get up to in the living room now -JM
I should have put a camera in your shower.. -JM

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[Sat 22 Feb, 02:33]
Bored -JM
When you coming out to play? -JM
I know you read these messages -JM
Why do you never reply? -JM

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[Sat 22 Feb, 04:55]
You moved the picture?! -JM
Yay! -JM
Why though? -JM
Noooo.. Don't put it back -JM
Good boy -JM
Don't roll your eyes at me -JM
Now I can see you in just your boxers I can have some fun -JM
Awh, don't do that. Don't crawl under the covers. -JM
Meanie -JM

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[Mon 24 Feb, 23:11]
Shot a guy today because he was annoying -JM
He looked a little like you -JM
I almost regretted shooting him -JM
Almost -JM
How's your fungi experiment going? -JM
Hey, hey. Why'd the mushroom go to the party? -JM
Because he was a fungi -JM
Get it? -JM
The hey, hey part of that message got girlfriend stuck in my head -JM
Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend -JM
I think you need a new one. Hey, hey, you, you -JM
I could be your girlfriend -JM xxx
Even though I top -JM
We both know I top -JM

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[Tues 25 Feb, 06:55]
Damn. You found the camera before you showered -JM
I was in your flat last night -JM
You looked cute sleeping -JM x
I stole your riding crop -JM