Sheriarty Texts

Sheriarty Texts Part 3

[Sat 28 Jun, 12:03]

Go buy milk. -SH

No. -JM x

Yes. -SH

That would require putting clothes on, so no. -JM x

Lazy sod. Get dressed. -SH

Since you are currently out of the flat, why don't you buy some milk? -JM x

I'm barred from all the shops. -SH

Why? -JM x

Causing arguments, getting arrested, fighting, accidentally stealing, insulting customers/employees, spilling pints and pints of milk everywhere. -SH

Wow. How did you accidentally steal? -JM x

I have a habit of picking things up from the floor that are useful to deductions and placing them in my pocket. I didn't realise the little diary like book was a product. -SH

Right. -JM x

I'm still not buying milk. -JM x

Why not? -SH

What do I get in return? -JM x

A repeat of last night? -SH

Repeats. Tutt, tutt. Surely you have new ideas, dear. -JM x

Of course I do. -SH

Care to share? -JM x

Gagging you is the most appealing idea right now. -SH

Cheeky. -JM x

Buy the milk and I'll let you know some of my ideas. -SH

You think me so trusting? -JM x

Yes. -SH

Why? -JM x

Because you have feelings for me and you want to trust me. -SH

You play the feelings card too often, hun, it's losing it's effect. -JM x

Sure it is. -SH

So sarcastic. -JM x

Just buy milk. -SH

And if I don't? -JM x

No sex. -SH

[Delayed] Fine, I'll get the damn milk. -JM

Good boy. -SH

I'm not a dog. -JM x

You may as well be. -SH

Such hurtful words. -JM x

You love it. -SH

Maybe. -JM x

Sadistic git. -SH

Charming boffin. -JM x

Haha. -SH

I do love your laugh. -JM x

Have you got the milk yet? -SH

No. -JM x

Are you dressed yet? -SH

[Delayed] Am now. -JM x

Lazy sod. -SH

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[Sat 28 Jun, 21:02]

You didn't buy milk. -SH

Got distracted, honey. -JM x

By? -SH

Your dear brother. -JM x