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Papyrus' Puzzles... Part 1

Frisk heard footsteps behind her. "Sans if you're--!"

Fight.

"God dammit." Frisk just ran off into the snowy pine forest. She didn't have the patience for more battles. She came to a crossroads as she ran.

She went what she would think is north. But then again, forward could be north, Frisk decided as she went up. She snow froze her arms until the point she thought they'd fall off from frostbite. Luckily, they didn't. Maybe I'll find a shop with clothes for snow. I'm a walking icicle here! She rubbed her arms as she walked on. There was a river with a fishing pole frozen into the snow to make it stay there.

Frisk reeled it in, finding a soggy wet piece of paper with words barely readable saying "Call me!" with a phone number. Frisk looked closer.

There was a fading picture of a monster. Frisk looked around for anything to right on, but there was nothing. She wanted to write Sorry I'm trying to get outta here without dying.  I'd call though! -Real_Human_Adult_21.

Frisk was actually 16, not 21. But there was no one around so... No! However much of a dick I may be, I shall never break the rules of my country, however fucked up it may be. Frisk continued on with her journey.

She began to recite random sentences from movies out of boredom.

Sentences like "You're a wizard, Harry" and "You like jazz?" She began questioning the movies. Why didn't this character do this instead of that? Almost immediately she saw Papyrus and Sans talking as she continued forward passing a snow rock and she stopped in her tracks.

Literally.

Papyrus heard human Frisk approaching him and Sans.

Shit.

They turned towards Frisk.

Papyrus turned back towards Sans. "Sans, is that... is that a human?" he asked.

"No, I think that's a rock," Sans replied. Frisk looked back at the rock. Then back to Sans and Papyrus. "Oh." Papyrus obviously knew Sans was joking, until Sans went "Hey, what's that in front of the rock?"

"Is that a human?" Papyrus questioned. "Yes." Sans told him.

Papyrus and Sans did the comical thing and looking at Frisk and then at each other, then repeating it quicker and quicker until they stopped.

"OH MY GOD!" Papyrus screamed as if Frisk was deaf. Though she was not. "SANS! I FINALLY DID IT! Undyne will... I'm gonna... I'll be so... POPULAR! POPULAR! POPULAR!!!!!!

Frisk did not answer out of... well... Papyrus, though she forgot that Sans had said he was as harmless as an oak leaf.

Then again, wouldn't almost any tree leaf be harmless? Besides, if she hadn't forgotten she didn't trust Sans enough yet to believe him anyway.

"Ahem!" Papyrus continued. "HUMAN! YOU SHALL NOT PASS THIS AREA!"

"Okay, Gandolf," Frisk agreed.

Papyrus looked stunned. "It... it talks Sans. I can understand it, too! Does that make me a human-monster translator?"

"Yes it does."

Papyrus almost gasped loudly. He probably took all of the oxygen out of the Underground for a moment..

"I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL STOP YOU!" he yelled.

"Oh no!" Frisk collapsed dramatically.

"I WILL CAPTURE YOU!"