Ok, so let me pull out my list of annoying people... #34856-The bro.
Remember that one ex-boyfreind that is still kinda your friend even though your best freinds hate him? Yep, that's him. Right next to ex number 17. The one with the #Yolo shirt on? Still can't find him? The once with dyed orange bangs? Yep, that's him. He ends every sentance with "Bro" and says "Swagalicious" at least 10 times a day. You claim he's "Just your freind" But we all know if you break up with boyfreind #56 you'll come running to him.
So here's an example :
One day I was sitting next to the bro on the bus. Let's call him...Raptum. For the greek word meaning pride. Actually, I lied. I used google translate. It means swag. *Cringe* I just ruined the Latin language. A scholar somewhere was just killed by my stupidity. Anyway, I was sitting next to him on the bus, and he said "I bet you 20$ you can't beat me in mercy." For you who don't know, Mercy is a game to cause the most pain as possable to the other player, and the first person to back out and say "Mercy" Loses. 5 minutes later, he called his freind to help him because I bent his arm joint backwards, was holding on to his pressure point, while twisting the bent arm backwards. Needless to say, Raptum talks big until he's in an actual fight. Which I won. So even if he's in a fight, he sucks at fighting.
Another time, right after I broke up with him because he cheated on me, He dated my best freind. (A boyette) Like, seriously, come on. If you want girls that badly get a barbie. She won't talk back to you, and won't break your left wrist. (That totally wasn't me.) He's sucessfully dated all but 2 of my freinds, and that's probibly because he's afraid they're going to kill him if he asks them out. (I'm not kidding.)
And, girls, can I get an amen when I say the most annoying thing is when you can't use your iphone or something or you get really moody because you're sick or have cramps, and your Raptum freind says
and I quote:
"Someone's on their period!"
And I'm just here saying:
"Boy, Hand me a calander. Seriously, hand me one. Because I'm pretty sure it's n ot Chrismas, and if it was, it would make a hell of a lot of sence, because my foot is about to become a friggin nut-cracker. Got me?"
If you're a Raptum, and you act like this, just stop already. #Yolo doesn't apply to girls, and if you think it does, then I can prove to you that you only live once.
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-Endpie
