Vodka Sweats. {Roronoa Zoro x Reader}

Hell; With Ace and Sabo.

"For the last time, Kid, there's no guy!" By this point you're getting impatient with the redhead, he just refuses to buy anything you say. "I passed out at the bar and the barman woke me up in the morning!"

Seriously, why doesn't he believe me?! I rarely ever lie to Kid!

"The barman, huh? Thatch, the barman? The only bartender that pub has? I asked him earlier how much of a state you were in and he said that nobody spent the night there." Kid almost snickering the words as they leave his lips, his eyes boring into you tauntingly. 

Well, I guess that's why he doesn't believe me...Does he know everybody around here?!

"I'm beginning to get paranoid now, [F/n]. Why can't you tell me? It isn't Trafaggot Law, is it?"  

An utterly deflated sigh leaving your lips as you weakly shake your head, which is still pounding from this morning's hangover. 

"Okay, firstly, it isn't polite to call people 'faggots' and secondly, who is that?" You've only met a few people around here, you've not yet heard of a Law but Kid already seems to have some distaste for the guy.

"He's some freak with tattoos and has a knack for dissecting things." Kid grumbles with extreme spite lacing his tone, his eyes narrowed in annoyance and arms crossed over his chest. "You get involved with that creep and you're moving in with him, I don't want it in my house." 

Referring to him as an 'it'? Damn, this guy must have pissed Kid off immensely!

"I've never heard of him." This has been the topic throughout the day, even when you were in the shower, Kid sat outside the door and quizzed you about the guy from last night until you finished. You're now trying to cook some nibbles to take the BBQ that Shanks is throwing later.

You've learnt that Shanks is another one of Kid's neighbors and oddly enough, the pair look like brothers...except Shanks smiles more. He's also the alcoholic of the neighborhood which is why he likes to throw parties and such, so that he's not drinking alone.

He sounds quite cute, really.

Admittedly, you've burnt some of the food since you've been getting distracted by a certain nosy-Norris here, but it'll have to do. Kid's phone making a buzzing sound before he picks it up, reading whatever message or notification that caused it.

"Ah, hello." He grins confidently, completely being ignored by you in the process as you pack the food into some containers, muttering about how they could have turned out better. "Thatch said that he remembers you and that you left with a guy~!" 

And just like that, one of the containers is on the floor and chicken nuggets are everywhere. 

"For fucks sake! What did you just say?!" Your voice riddled with both aggravation and shock as you shoot daggers toward your friend. He's still holding his phone in hand and smirking widely as he leans back against the counter, not even seeming to give a damn about the nuggets you've dropped.

"I sent him a picture of ya~! He was gonna tell me who too 'cause he thought you had gone missing or something, but once I told him you're with me, he refused to tell me anymore..." Kid still eyeballing you with that smug expression and your cheeks have you feeling like you've just faceplanted hot coals. "So, who's the guy~?"

He sent my picture to some random bartender! WHAT THE FUCK, KID?! HE COULD BE A CREEP! Jeez, why can't he just accept that I don't wanna talk about it?!

"You know what, you don't have to tell me." Finally, Kid has some sort of mercy on you. "I'll just keep an eye on you at the barbecue, you wouldn't be able to stop yourself from staring at him." Or so you thought.

With that, you begin to wonder if Zoro will be there. It's a neighborhood get together so there's no doubt that he'll be invited, but whether he'll turn up or not is another matter entirely. 

Is he even the type to attend barbecues? 

Once you arrive at the party, you're quick to get out of Kid's line-of-sight, joining Ace and Sabo. The pair is sat with their younger brother, Luffy and thankfully, it doesn't seem like they've been told anything either since they greet you with hello's instead of taunts.

Thank God, at least I banged someone who's discreet!

It doesn't look like Zoro's here though, something you're admittedly rather relieved about.

You can feel a persistent gaze on you from afar. Looking over, you see Kid side-eyeing you whilst he discusses arson with Killer. At least, you assume it's arson, something about heat and explosions and...pleasure. On second thought, you don't wanna know what they're discussing.

Boy, he sure wasn't kidding when he said he'll be keeping an eye on me...

"How're ya settling into the neighborhood, [F/n]?" Sabo asks politely, he's probably the only one who doesn't necessarily live in the cul-de-sac here, he's on the outskirts. Whereas Ace and Luffy live together just up the road from you and Kid. 

"You met any of the neighbors yet?" Ace adds to the question, of course he's speaking with a full mouth, bits of chewed up food being spat at you with each word, just barely missing your face.  

Oh yeah! I fucked the guy across the road from me! You know, as you do!

"Have you seen Kid and Law fight yet? They're like cat and dog!" Sabo snickering as he also eats, unlike Ace he's holding a hand close to his mouth to stop himself spitting food. At least one of them has some manners.

"Kid's the dog 'cause he's loud~! Shishishi~!"

But seriously.

"Who in fucks name is Law?!" Now you're beginning to feel like you're missing a crucial piece of information here, that's twice this 'Law' guy has been mentioned to you and people seem to think you'd just know who he is.

Why is this guy so relevant?! 

Sabo's eyes suddenly leaving your face, looking past you instead and Ace's orbs doing the exact same thing, the raven-haired brother extending a finger toward the new sight. With a frown etched into your features, you turn around to finally have your question answered.

You finally get to see this 'Law' guy. At least from now on, you'll know who people are referring to. 

What you don't expect is the guy to be so close, your eyes landing on a strange faced hoodie that's just inches from your face and upon looking up at the owner, you find a guy with tan skin and dark hair. His grey eyes glaring down at you in apparent annoyance. 

"Who the hell are you?" He dryly reflects your question, something about his voice having you feel like an idiot although you've said nothing to feel stupid about. Heavy footsteps suddenly sounding from behind you and attracting Law's attention instead. 

"Eustass-ya..."

"Trafalgar! Why are you speaking to [F/n]?! You better not have been her one-night stand, you damn creep!"

Noooooooooooooo!!

"What?" The raven simply grumbles monotonously as he raises a brow, Ace's laughter instantly falling silent and Sabo's eyes snapping back to you, wide and filled with surprise as he weakly drops his half-eaten hotdog back onto his plate.

"One-night stand?" The two brothers echo at the same time and unknowingly triggering a complete and utter meltdown inside your mind as your eyes trail back to them, your mouth hanging ajar.

Fucking fuck! What do I say?! 

"Shishishi~! Wait, what's a one-night stand, guys?"