Vodka Sweats. {Roronoa Zoro x Reader}

For The Love Of Trolls.

"Where was I last night?" Zoro echoes, harboring a very convincing innocent look which is more than what could be said for you anyway, you could just about feel your face beginning to melt off completely. "Am I being accused of something?" 

Please, just kill me!

"Nope, just curious! Y'see, our friend here, her name is [F/n], do you know her? She had a one-night stand last and refuses to tell us who with! Did ya see anything~?" Ace questions casually with a suffocating smirk plastered across his freckled face.

Fuck yourself, Ace!

And it's in this moment you let out a long and whiny groan, dropping your head into your palms. Both Sabo and Kid having to stifle a laugh as Zoro raises a brow but not bothering to say anything about it at least. 

"Shishishi~! I know what we're doing now! Was it you, Zoro~?" Luffy jests as he uses the torch of his phone as an interrogation light, shining it straight into the greenette's face and causing him to cringe at the brightness. "WE'RE ONTO YOU ZORO! SHISHISHI~!"

Does he even know what anyone is talking about?!

"Nah, she wouldn't be scared to tell me if it was him." Kid grumbles with a slightly sadistic grin tugging on his red-painted lips. "Not a bad tactic though, Luffy! Let's try it on Drake next!" The redhead now sending daggers toward a man with light brown hair and blue eyes, a scar in the shape of an X on his chin.

He must have heard the mention of his name also, the tall man sending your little group a somewhat questionable look from afar as he piles some barbecued food onto his paper plate. 

"Well, I don't know about that guy," Zoro begins as he backs away slowly, his eyes resting on you and that handsome smirk not wavering in the slightest. "But I've never seen this girl before in my life, I would've remembered the face. I'm gonna have some drinks now, see ya later." 

And with a lazy wave of the man's hand, he's outta here, getting engulfed into the crowd gathered in the garden. Shanks is sure a popular guy, he can't have Kid's blood if he makes friends this easily. 

What did he mean, he'll remember my face? Is that a good or bad thing?

"I've still got my suspicions about Sanji though, you sure it wasn't a blonde guy with weird eyebrows? Did he call himself 'Prince'?" Sabo asks with his brows furrowed in deep thought, his arms crossed over his chest and a troubled pout on his face. 

So much concentration, anyone would think he was contemplating something more important than this...

"LET'S INTERROGATE SANJIIII~!! SHISHISHI~!" Luffy springing up from his seat and Kid following in suit, although he isn't quite as hyperactive as the raven-haired boy. The pair leaving you in the company of Ace and Sabo. Thank God.

The pair looking at you with feigned innocence before they both snicker quietly. "So. Zoro, huh?" They mock in sync and quite frankly, your eyes just about launch from your skull. Hell, you knew Ace had sussed it, the guy made that clear when he wouldn't stop staring at you.

But when the hell did Sabo get it?!

"That shocked me honestly, it was hard to keep a straight face~!" Sabo chuckles softly before shoving a hamburger into his mouth, holding a hand up to his lips politely before he speaks with his mouth full. "I didn't think Zoro was the type to do that~!"

"Why were you keeping it secret for me? You don't gain anything from it." You quiz the blonde, squinting your eyes suspiciously at him. At least you get to relax a little now, sinking leisurely into your chair as you await an explanation.

Finally, someone who doesn't take a one-night stand too seriously!

"I don't gain anything from telling either." Sabo retorts calmly, the blonde finishing up his hamburger before he politely excuses himself to go and speak to his other brothers, Thatch and Marco. 

And then there were two. Unfortunately, Ace has not stopped staring at you throughout either of these conversations and you're honestly too scared to return the eye contact. You can just feel him judging you.

"So, you wanna trade stories?" He suddenly taunts, finally drawing in your gaze, not that you wasn't expecting this. However, it's an action you instantly regret when you see the cocked brow, heckling grin and the look in his eyes, the look of pure mischief. "Hell, I never did someone as interesting as Zoro but I still got some interesting tales for you if you got some for me~!"

Why did I stay with this guy? I just knew he was going to tease me! Why didn't I run away?!

"Why are you so embarrassed by it? Was he so drunk that he went into the wrong hole?! Ouch, that would have been worse than banging Teach!"

...I fucking hate you, Ace.