act my age // peter × michelle

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iMESSAGE between dork and MJ

dork
r u stalking me now MJ ???

showing up on my insta wow

someone's really obsessed with me

MJ
whatever helps u sleep at night pal
not that you do much sleeping...

dork
wO Ah there, i'm not that good with girls

i mean

i've barely had one girlfriend

and she's moved to another state so

yeah

MJ
dear gOD peter, that is not what i meant

i was referring to your 'internship'

dork
what about my internship?

MJ
peter, it doesn't take a genius to figure it out.
you work with tony stark, you KNOW spiderman, you mysteriously disappeared while that stuff with liz's dad was going on

dork
i guess i could've been a little more subtle

but hEY in my defense, it was ned that blurted that stuff about me knowing 'spiderman'

i know him a lot better than most would think lmao

MJ
haha very funny

no really i'm laughing so hard right now

but about that thing with liz's dad...

are you okay?? i heard that it was a  rough brawl

people are saying that 'the bird man crushed a building on top of the spiderman'

you almost died, peter

peter?

dork
sorry

its just, i'm still taking it all in myself

MJ
right of course i get it

dork
you know what else i'm trying to take in??

THE michelle baizen, feeling concern for me, peter parker

this is truly a remarkable occasion

WE MUST ALERT THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY SHE'S NOT THE REAL MICHELLE

MJ
what???

no i take offense to that

i can be nice

i've shown concern to many people!

dork
is that so?

who??

MJ
minorities !!!

dork
ha, fair point

oh geez, sorry MJ

mr stark needs me for something

talk soon yeah?

MJ
sure thing weirdo
good luck with the superbusiness

dork
thanks :)
read at 6:47pm