El Clasico Groupchat (Soccer edition; boyxboy)

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CristianoRonaldo: So, I've been meaning to ask you guys this. Are Marc-Andre and Rafinha dating?

Rafinha: Yes😂😂 We have been dating for two years.😂

CristianoRonaldo: Oh cool. You guys make a good couple.

LionelMessi: I remember when they first met. It was the funniest thing. 😂😂

Neymar: ^^😂😂

KarimB: What happened?

Marc-Andre: Please do

Rafinha: Don't you dare!

Neymar: It was Marc's first day at training and Rafinha kept using pickup lines on him in Spanish. But Rafinha didn't know that Marc didn't understand Spanish. He made a complete and utterly embarrassment out of himself that day. 😂😂😂 Here is an example of one of his pickup lines. "Are you a building? Because I want you to come inside me."

CristianoRonaldo: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

GarethBale: I can't even right now. I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

KarimB: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Marcelo: I remember that! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

SergioRamos: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm so done

Rafinha: I hate you all...

GerardPique: We love you too😂❤️

Neymar: Where's my baby James at?

CristianoRonaldo: He's not feeling good. He's laying down right now. Are you two a thing?

Neymar: My poor baby. We're talking not dating yet.

CristianoRonaldo: I swear, if you ever hurt him I'll cut all your insides up with a knife and feed them to sharks.

Neymar: ..... I'm kinda scared now

SergioRamos: You better be. He's the baby of the group.

ToniKroos: ^^^^

KarimB: James is like our little brother. We'd do anything to protect him... so if you hurt him. I'll personally come to your house, tip out your insides and feed them to my dogs.

LionelMessi: He'll treat James like a princess... or prince. The only thing about Neymar is his temper.

GerardPique: Leo is right.

CristianoRonaldo: Well you better make sure he doesn't lose his temper in front of James.

Neymar: I'm right here you know... plus, I'd never do anything to hurt James.

SergioRamos: good

LuisSuarez: I hate this groupchat so much....... it's 2 o'clock in the morning and some people are trying to sleep. So SHUT UP AND LET ME SLEEP PEACEFULLY
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