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JamesRodriguez: Hi guys! I'm James. How are you guys doing?

CristianoRonaldo: Shut up, James! You are always so annoying. None of us want to be here but you. We are here in a groupchat with these idiots.

LionelMessi: Stop being so mean, Cristiano. You guys treat him like a piece of shit all the time off the pitch. So shut up and stop being mean to him.

Neymar: Just sippin my tea🐸☕️

SergioRamos: This is so stupid! I hate you all.

GerardPique: No one cares you whale

GerardPique: Anyways, let's play ship or no ship. If you like the pairing you say 'ship'. If you don't like the pairing you put 'no ship'.

GerardPique:

GerardPique: ^^ This ship is sailing and I'm the captain

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GerardPique: ^^ This ship is sailing and I'm the captain

Neymar: Ship obviously. I'm the co-captain

CristianoRonaldo: Leo, your teammates are idiots. I ship by the way.

JamesRodriguez: Ship😄

LionelMessi: Ship

KarimB: Ship

ToniKroos: No ship🐸☕️

GerardPique: How could you?!

SergioRamos: Ship

LucasVasquez: Next ship is...

GarethBale: I hardcore ship this

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GarethBale: I hardcore ship this

ToniKroos: Bitch, I'm the queen of this ship🐸☕️

SergioRamos: Never would I ever date someone like him. Ew

GerardPique: You love me. Stop denying it😂😂

Neymar: idk whether to ship this one or not😂 but I ship anyways

JamesRodriguez: I think it's a lovely pairing. I ship it

Rafinha: Yassssss bitchhhhh! I ship

Marc-Andre: Babe, calm down. I ship it.

KarimB: Ship, I guess.

LionelMessi: I kinda ship it...

CristianoRonaldo: ^^

Marcelo: I'M HERE BITCHES! I SHIP IT HARD

LuisSuarez: No one cares. But I ship it.

ToniKroos: Don't you have someone to go bite? 🐸☕️

LuisSuarez: ugh! I hate you all so much...

CristianoRonaldo:

CristianoRonaldo: I'm the captain of this ship

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CristianoRonaldo: I'm the captain of this ship. And I'm sorry for being mean James. You're like a little brother to me so I have to protect you. I'm sorry for getting mad at you.. I was just frustrated. Can you forgive me? 😶

JamesRodriguez: Of course, Crissy! I forgive you. I ship it too.....

Toni: I'm the queen of this ship. 🐸☕️

SergioRamos: I ship this shit hard

GerardPique: is this even a question?.. I SHIP IT

LionelMessi: I ship it

Neymar: Hell yeah. He's a cute little smol bean

Marcelo: James is smiling so much right now😂😂 I'll be the co-captain of this ship

KarimB: I'll be the... passenger on this ship😂😂

LuisSuarez: I ship it. Even though James is to cute and nice for Neymar.

Rafinha: I'm already the co-co-co-captain of this ship.

Marc-Andre: I ship it too.

Rafinha: last ship is..... Lionel and Cristiano. I couldn't find a picture of them together. 😂😂 I hardcore ship this. I'll be the co-captain while Ney is the captain.

Neymar: I'm already the captain of this ship👌🏼

LuisSuarez: I ship this

ToniKroos: I ship it... This ship is my precious baby.

CristianoRonaldo: ......

LionelMessi:^^

KarimB: I ship it

Marcelo: I'll be the co-co-captain with Neymar and Rafinha. #braziliansquad

GerardPique: I'm the queen of this ship. 🐸☕️

LuisSuarez: God. I hate this groupchat so much..
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