JamesRodriguez: Hi guys! I'm James. How are you guys doing?
CristianoRonaldo: Shut up, James! You are always so annoying. None of us want to be here but you. We are here in a groupchat with these idiots.
LionelMessi: Stop being so mean, Cristiano. You guys treat him like a piece of shit all the time off the pitch. So shut up and stop being mean to him.
Neymar: Just sippin my tea🐸☕️
SergioRamos: This is so stupid! I hate you all.
GerardPique: No one cares you whale
GerardPique: Anyways, let's play ship or no ship. If you like the pairing you say 'ship'. If you don't like the pairing you put 'no ship'.
GerardPique:
GerardPique: ^^ This ship is sailing and I'm the captain
Neymar: Ship obviously. I'm the co-captain
CristianoRonaldo: Leo, your teammates are idiots. I ship by the way.
JamesRodriguez: Ship😄
LionelMessi: Ship
KarimB: Ship
ToniKroos: No ship🐸☕️
GerardPique: How could you?!
SergioRamos: Ship
LucasVasquez: Next ship is...
GarethBale: I hardcore ship this
ToniKroos: Bitch, I'm the queen of this ship🐸☕️
SergioRamos: Never would I ever date someone like him. Ew
GerardPique: You love me. Stop denying it😂😂
Neymar: idk whether to ship this one or not😂 but I ship anyways
JamesRodriguez: I think it's a lovely pairing. I ship it
Rafinha: Yassssss bitchhhhh! I ship
Marc-Andre: Babe, calm down. I ship it.
KarimB: Ship, I guess.
LionelMessi: I kinda ship it...
CristianoRonaldo: ^^
Marcelo: I'M HERE BITCHES! I SHIP IT HARD
LuisSuarez: No one cares. But I ship it.
ToniKroos: Don't you have someone to go bite? 🐸☕️
LuisSuarez: ugh! I hate you all so much...
CristianoRonaldo:
CristianoRonaldo: I'm the captain of this ship. And I'm sorry for being mean James. You're like a little brother to me so I have to protect you. I'm sorry for getting mad at you.. I was just frustrated. Can you forgive me? 😶
JamesRodriguez: Of course, Crissy! I forgive you. I ship it too.....
Toni: I'm the queen of this ship. 🐸☕️
SergioRamos: I ship this shit hard
GerardPique: is this even a question?.. I SHIP IT
LionelMessi: I ship it
Neymar: Hell yeah. He's a cute little smol bean
Marcelo: James is smiling so much right now😂😂 I'll be the co-captain of this ship
KarimB: I'll be the... passenger on this ship😂😂
LuisSuarez: I ship it. Even though James is to cute and nice for Neymar.
Rafinha: I'm already the co-co-co-captain of this ship.
Marc-Andre: I ship it too.
Rafinha: last ship is..... Lionel and Cristiano. I couldn't find a picture of them together. 😂😂 I hardcore ship this. I'll be the co-captain while Ney is the captain.
Neymar: I'm already the captain of this ship👌🏼
LuisSuarez: I ship this
ToniKroos: I ship it... This ship is my precious baby.
CristianoRonaldo: ......
LionelMessi:^^
KarimB: I ship it
Marcelo: I'll be the co-co-captain with Neymar and Rafinha. #braziliansquad
GerardPique: I'm the queen of this ship. 🐸☕️
LuisSuarez: God. I hate this groupchat so much..
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El Clasico Groupchat (Soccer edition; boyxboy)
FanficThis is a boyxboy groupchat of Real Madrid and Barcelona. I made it so that each Real Madrid player will be "together" with a Barcelona player. Some of the couples will include Neymar and James. Cristiano and Lionel. Sergio Ramos and Pique. Etc Th...