CristianoRonaldo: What's up with you guys and touching eachothers butts?
GerardPique: You can't blame us... I mean have you seen Leo's butt🐸☕
SergioRamos: Ughhh!! What's the giraffe doing here?😰
GerardPique: Shut up you rat!
Neymar: I'm enjoying this so much🐸☕
ToniKroos: Lets play 20 questions🐸☕
LionelMessi: ohhhh noo
Rafinha: You guys are hella dry and don't give me any pleasure but sure🐸☕
LuisSuarez: I hate this chat so much
CristianoRonaldo: Bitch... The door
SergioRamos: Careful Cris... We wouldn't want him to bite you😂😂
Neymar: DEAD😂😂
Marcelo: wtfff😂😂
JamesRodriguez: Stop being mean to Luis guys. He didn't do anything wrong.
LuisSuarez: This is why you're my favorite😘❤
Neymar: Go bite Cris and BACK OFF of my baby
ToniKroos: IM BACCK BITCHEZZZZ
GerardPique: Lets play 20 questions now👅💦
LionelMessi: That's disgusting Gerard... But lets play
ToniKroos: My first victims are... CRISTIANO AND MESSI... Why were you guys' making out in Barcelona's locker room? Huh🐸☕
CristianoRonaldo: Bitchhhhhh
LionelMessi: We paid you to not SAY ANYTHING
GarethBale: Bitch whet
GerardPique: OMG IT'S HAPPENING
Neymar: STAY CALM
Rafinha: STAY FUCKING CALM
GerardPique: How did it happen?
GerardPique: When did it happen?
LionelMessi: He asked me out during El Classico... Last year
ToniKroos: WHET THE FUCK! Why didn't tell me?! THE MAIN BITCH😱
JamesRodriguez: What he means to say, is that we're happy and proud of you guys.😀
SergioRamos: James! Now is not the time. YOU'RE DATING THE GIRAFFES BESTFRIEND?!
CristianoRonaldo: It's not like I'm dating the giraffe itself..💁
GerardPique: You're dating the rats bestfriend? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU..💀💀
GarethBale: Rafinha... We need a plan. We need to get Sergio and Gerard together.
Rafinha: Operation Gerio. Here we come💀💀
ToniKroos: Bitch... The queen wants to join💅💁
Neymar: I'm apart of this mission. Leggo💁💀
KarimB: You guys do realize you are in a group chat right?😂😂
Rafinha: Dang flabbits, Gareth😂💀
GerardPique: I WILL NEVER GET TOGETHER WITH THE RAT😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷
SergioRamos: AND I WILL NEVER GET TOGETHER WITH THE GIRAFFE😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
ToniKroos: We'll see about that bitchezzz🐸☕
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El Clasico Groupchat (Soccer edition; boyxboy)
FanfictionThis is a boyxboy groupchat of Real Madrid and Barcelona. I made it so that each Real Madrid player will be "together" with a Barcelona player. Some of the couples will include Neymar and James. Cristiano and Lionel. Sergio Ramos and Pique. Etc Th...
