Location: Crew Quarters
Merdell: Seriously...Seriously???
Volunteer: What...Oh that? That's temporary.
Merdell: Temporary?!? Do you realize what that is?
Volunteer: Yes...?
Merdell: ... You Spray painted the hallways!
Volunteer: I understand that you're upset, but you need to-
Merdell: This won't wash off you hear!
Volunteer: ...
Merdell: Where did you get that?
Volunteer: You'r room. I saw it in there and thought-
Merdell: You got into my room?!?
Volunteer: You were gone for 14 minutes.
Merdell: ... I can't believe I let them sign me up to do this.
Later
Andrew: I think it looked better when it was to the left.
Mike: How bout you do it yourself this time?
Door opens and Merdell storms in
Andrew: Speaking of kissing ass, how's the sitting going?
Merdell: I'm done babysitting this 5 year old-
Andrew: 38 years of age to be exact.
Merdell: I knew that, but he acts to childish.
Andrew: That's what happens when someone goes wandering around Daniell's workstation. He's lucky he didn't get thrown out.
Merdell: Look, I didn't come here for a crash course I already read about. I came here to give the assignment back to you guys.
Andrew: Oh come on Merdell. You know how hard to keep muscles from being deflated.
Merdell: Take it right now Jackass!
Andrew: How bout a neuromod?
Merdell: A what?
Andrew: A neuromod.
Merdell: ...
Andrew: Make it two neuromods.
Merdell: Fine! Leave it under my desk at the end of the shift... or whatever you two are doing.
Later, Merdell arrives with the whole hallway engulfed in flames.
AAAGGGGHHH!!!!
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Life Aboard Talos 1
Humor"Life Aboard Talos 1" is about the crew members inside living Talos 1 and how they pass their time... Much before everything went to hell. This is under construction (as you could tell) and more could be added. If you're willing to make this a thi...
