The next day, Ted trudged his way to the private jet waiting for him, his Hello Kitty luggage rolling along with him. This was the first Sunday in a long time that he hadn't spent going to church and deep-cleaning his human suit. Oh, how things had changed.
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After a short flight and a taxi ride, Cruz had finally made it. Trump Tower. The glossy building rose up before him, its windows reflecting the toasty spring sun. As he slowly approached the revolving doors into the building, he could just barely see storm clouds beginning to form overhead.
Upon entering, Ted was sickened by the amount of gold lining every inch of the grand lobby. Gold chairs! Gold drinking fountains! Gold vending machines filled with gold bars! It was enough to make even Warren Buffett himself green with envy. But alas, Ted managed to collect himself just enough to approach the gold receptionist's desk.
"Uhh, excuse me...where is Donald Trump's office?"
A buxom brunette turned to face the obvious visitor. She reeked of Botox and imported Russian vodka, and her perfectly-styled hair seemed to gently bounce and glimmer at even the slightest movement. Cruz could recognize that face from a mile away. Melania.
"Oh heeloh, how may I heelp yu?" Her face crinkled into a sneer when she realized who she was speaking to. "Ugh, eet's yu agen."
"Yeah, it sure is," Ted said flatly. Melania didn't scare him. Not at all. "Look, I know you hate me, but can I just find out where your husband's office is? I have an appointment with him."
"Okey. Fifty flor. Make left. Eend oof hahl."
"Thanks Melania, I appreciate it. Have a good one." He pressed the gold elevator button and the doors opened almost immediately.
"Oh, and Teed?"
"Yes?"
"Kees my ahss."
"Sure," Ted mumbled, as the elevator doors separated them, and the Zodiac Killer himself began to ascend toward the fiftieth floor.
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Written in Our Zodiac: A Donald Trump x Ted Cruz Lemon
Short StoryWith his presidential bid behind him, Ted Cruz decides to run for governor in his home state of Texas. Not knowing where he went wrong before, he enlists Republican nominee Donald Trump to help him get his campaign back on track. But when the Trumps...
