The scene starts off with Dylan and Benny heading into the middle of the woods for Dylan's training
"Ok well now all you have to do is try to stay alive for about a week here in the middle of the forest" states Benny
"Wait what" exclaims Dylan as he turns around to Benny gone
"Aaaawwwww what the fuck. I'm gonna fucking die now" cries Dylan
As Dylan says this he hears an odd voice behind
"Hello there" says the odd voice
"What the fuck are you doing here Lucian" states Dylan
"No I am not Lucian. You must call me Gandhi from now on" says Lucian
"Ok then Gandhi, what are you doing here" asks Dylan
"Well I was ask to help train you but I'm kinda to lazy to do that so I'm just gonna give you some advice. Don't die" says Lucian
After Lucian says this he disappears and Dylan decides to set up camp. But then Dylan remember he's retarded and doesn't no the closest thing to surviving in the wilderness.
After noticing this Dylan has a fit scream I never win while rolling on the floor. Be the idiot Dylan is, Dylan some how rolls off a cliff while screaming Yee yee niggy. As Dylan falls of the cliff being the lazy writer he is he gives him the power to shoot yoo hoo webs.
"What the fuck I'm spiderman man" exclaims Dylan
Dylan shoots his web towards the cliff and bounces back up to to the top of the cliff
"What the fuck. So I'm a yoo hoo version of spider man. Maybe I should try to practice this power" states Dylan
Dylan decides to jump back off the cliff to practice his web shooting but as he tries to shoot the web at the cliff he misses and breaks all his bones in his body
"Aaaaahhhhh what the fuck" screams Dylan while looking at his legs bent backwards
"Ow my fucking god this is painful"says Dylan
After Dylan says this some how he starts to heal very fastly. And no I'm not lazy, this is jus good writing. Also sorry them edibles be kicking in.
After Dylan heals Dylan scream" Benny I found out my power, I'm the fucking spiderwolverine"
"What the fuck are you talking about are them edibles kicking in or something" yell Benny
"No just get the fuck over here and bring me back" states Dylan
"Na mate you gotta survive out here for a week boy" explains Benny
"Aaaahhhhh fuuuuu- Dylan screams as the chapter ends
And yes I'm bad at writing stories
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I'm bad at writing stories
FantasyThis is a story about a fifteen year old boy name Dylan who comes sees a wierd object fall out of the sky. He decides to look for it but what he doesn't know is that this is were his troubles begin..... and this is nothing what's actually like
