Chapter 10- a beany situation

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The scene starts off with Dylan trying to fall asleep after his first day of training in the woods

"What the fuck is that" Dylan question as he wakes up to the sound of lightning in the background

"What the hell is that, why the fuck is there a huge ass bean over there" Dylan asks him self

As Dylan says this he hears a loud ass roar coming from the direction of the huge bean. After he hears this he sees an odd object fall from the bean. After he loses sight of the object he is able to hear a familiar voice in the background screaming "bbbbbuuuuuullllllllllllllleeeeettttttt bbbbbiiiiiiiillllllllllllll"

After hearing this, he slow see the object coming toward him and starts to run but of course since Dylan never wins, the object somehow land on

"Aw, that hurts. I can't fell my legs" states Dylan

"Wait is this a fuck bean" question Dylan

Dylan is unable to escape and move the huge bean and passes out while being unable to escape.

Dylan wake up forgetting that he was still stuck under the bean and try's to move the bean but is unable to escape

"God damn it, I'm fucking starving and I'm stuck under a bean. I have to figure a way to escape and get free" states

"Wait I have an idea. Benny get the fuck out hear, I need you help" screams Dylan

"You called for me" replies Benny

"Ya, I'm kinda stuck under this thing. Can you kinda like help me asshole" asks Dylan

Benny starts to laugh hysterically to the point we're he starts crying

"How the fuck did you have the beans head to land your ass" cries Benny

"Well I was just try to fall a sleep and I started hearing a bunch of shit going down over by you guys and then things just kinda turned out this way" explains Dylan

"We'll have fun trying to escape retard" states Benny

"Wait your not going to help me" whines Dylan

"Well just think of this as........uuuuuuu......... ow ya, think of this as your training. We'll see ya faggot" states Benny

"What wait don't go. Aw what the fuck how am I supposed to escape this" questions Dylan

Dylan tries to shoot his yoo hoo webs but is unable to because his arms are stuck under the bean. He also tries to bring his claws out like the wolverine bus still he is unable to move is arms. After 10 minutes of Dylan trying to escape he hears the sound of an animal growing. Dylan looks behind him and sees a figure similar to a bear.

"Well I guess this is how I die" thinks Dylan

As Dylan things about his last moment he hear the sound of the bear bear whimpering and crying. Dylan turns to see Lucian killing the bear with a fucking stick

"Yo, Lucian your here again" states Dylan

"What did I say. I am not Lucian I am Gandhi" yells Lucian or should I say Gandhi, or who ever he fuck is

"Well I'm pretty sure Gandhi wouldn't kill a fuck bear with a stick" screams Dylan

"Dylan, that profanity is unexcebtable" yells Gandhi/Lucian

"Ya, ya what ever. Just help me get this huge ass bean off me" states Dylan

"Ya about that I kinda can't" replies Gandhi/Lucian

"What the fuuuuuuu" screams Dylan as chapter ten end

Also why the fuck do I have ten chapters of this shit

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