So, if you haven't read the chapter before this, read it. I mean, you don't have to if you don't wanna.
So, one time, I was at Sooubway, cause Sooubway is a great place to watch people, and eat food, but mostly watch people. And this little kid walks up to me, whose about like seven or something, and she's like "Hey, my brother says your cute." And I just look up, and I see her older brother, and this was like, when I was in a Prep school, I guess you'd call it, so, uh, let's give him a name
Derek......Deraek.
Yeah, okay. So me being me , just sit there like "Oh no. This is not good." So I look at the girl, and Im like "Deraek and me are just friends, that what he meant." CAUSE I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT DEREAK IS GAY, AND WE BOTH KNEW I WAS BIGENDER, SO WE MAY HAVE, YA KNOW, ACTED LIKE A COUPLE, BUT WE WEREN'T! But this little girl was like "No, he liiiiikes you." She- she said it like that, like "Liiiiiiiikes." So I don't want to ruin the small girls heart, so I stand up, and walk over to him like "Dereak, I came here to people watch, and eat foot longs, and your sister is bugging me. Get. Her. A. Leash. Or something." And he stared at me for a second, before bursting out laughing. "I don't have a little sister, Dan." And I'm like, "WELL, WHO IS THE GREMLIN?" And I realize, there is another guy at the Sooubway, waving at me. And I was like "Oooooh.... Well, crap." So I embarrassed myself infront of Dereak, but he did buy me a sandwich, so
Thanks.
Okay, so one time, me and my friend were sitting at the mall, and two girls come up to us, to go in the mall, and one says "Aw, look, relationship goals!" One said. Me and uh- Hunter, yeah, Hunter, glance at each other, and laugh, going back to our Convo. The same girls come back to us and say "How long have you two been together?" And I blanked out like "whuuuuut?" And finally I say "He's gay." Deciding not to go into a full conversation about what I am, and they just stare at us in horror and finally one says "we are so sorry for assuming." And they leave. Like-
+laughing+
So, have you and a friend been mistaken as a couple? I'd like to know.
Ask me any questions, or what stories to share next! Be safe, wear a seatbelt, stay in school, and don't do drugs!
