The man that went on adventure to save a princess and this title is way to long

1 0 1
                                    

There was a boy that on adventure to save a princess to get a girl because he can't get any girls. He traveled across Europe to get to the princess that was on top but of a tall stone tower. During his travel he found a sword that shined like a diamond. He grabbed it and brought it on his adventure. He then encountered a giant goblin monster thing. He killed with 5 bad swings of his sword. His sword then broke when he killed the goblin monster thing. He continued to go to the princess tower. He then in countered a dragon. He tried to kill it with his bare hands but that didn't go so well and it made the dragon angrier. So then he just went around the dragon and continued on his adventure. He then made to the tower climbed the tower. There he saw the princess sitting down and on her phone. He then grabbed the princess and jumped out of the tower with the princess in his arms. When he landed he broke many bones. The princess said"thanks". The man asked if he could marry the princess. The princess said that she already has a fiancé. After the princess left he laid on the ground and cried. The end

The book of randomness Where stories live. Discover now