imagines, mtl and preferences ❘ seventeen

Dirty Pick Up Line

I cringed whilst writing this 😂

S.Coups:
I'll treat you like my homework. Slam you on the table and do you all night

Jeonghan:
Are you a mirror? Cause I see myself inside you

Joshua:
Do you want to go on a ate? I'll give you the D later

Woozi:
You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard

WonWoo:
Roses are red grass is green I think about you when I play with my wiener

Hoshi:
Your body is wander land and I'd like to be Alice

Jun:
Want to come over for Thanksgiving? Because I'm going to stuff your turkey

DK:
If you were a squirrel would you help me bust a nut?

Mingyu:
Baby I'm like a firefighter I find them hot then leave them wet

Vernon:
Are you a farmer? [No] Then how did you get such beautiful, big, round melons

Dino:
Your smile is almost as big, warm and lovely as my penis

The8:
Is there a cellphone in that back pocket cause that ass is calling me

Seungkwan:
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package