(Disclaimer, i dont own Hyperdimension Neptunia or anything else i might refrence)
The day started like it always has in the world of Gamindustri, so let’s start our story with the daily endeavors of a certain purple haired simpleton named Neptune. Like usual she was spending her day playing games in her Basilicom called the Nep-Tower.
“Sonic Jump! Ah crackers I missed!” Neptune, a.k.a Lady Purple Heart, the CPU of Planeptune yelled.
“Neptune! You need to listen!” Histoire said.
“NEPU!!! Histy you scared me.” Neptune said. Behind her was Histoire.
Histoire is the oracle of Planeptune, and the sacred tome of Gamindutri. She’s a small, fairy like girl that always sits atop of a book, hair worn in curled pigtails and going in both directions, along with long curled bangs that frame her face. Histoire wears a big purple dress with spiked ruffle lining, along with gold along the sections. She also has a small green tie. Her hat consists of a white segment and purple and gold bows on the sides.
“What do you mean I scared you!? I was lecturing you until you got distracted by your games again!” Histoire said.
“Oh yeah, what were we talking about again?” Neptune said.
“We were talking about how you aren’t doing enough of you job as the CPU of Planeptune,” Neptune turned to see a brunette girl.
“Iffy! When did you get here?” She said excitedly.
“I’ve been here the whole time you little simpleton.” Iffy (a.k.a IF) said.
Standing next to Histoire was IF, one of Neptune’s close friends.
“They’re both right Nep-nep, you have to stop lazing around and do your work or else your nation will suffer.” A Compa said standing next to IF.
Compa was also one of Neptune’s closest friends, and IF’s childhood friend.
“But Compaaaa, it’s been so peaceful lately so it should be fine if I take a little break.” Neptune said.
“‘Little Break?’ You haven’t done a single thing since you returned from the other dimension, and your shares have been suffering because of it!” Histoire interjected.
“Waaahhh! Everyone is against me.” Neptune whined. Just then the door swung opened and walked in a certain CPU Candidate.
“Big Sis I brought you some tea.” She said.
“Nep Jr. you’re on my side right?” Neptune pleaded.
The girl was non-other than Planeptunes CPU Candidate, and Neptune’s little sister, Nepgear. If you hadn’t guessed from the context, a CPU Candidate is the one next to be CPU if anything ever happened to the current CPU.
“Hm? What’s going on?” Nepgear asked.
“We are talking about her job as Planeptunes CPU.” Histoire said.
“Oh, this again.” Nepgear said tiredly.
“And you’re on my side right Nep Jr.?” Neptune said, “The world is peaceful so there is no need to worry so much. We have plenty of shares so it’s all good.”
Histoire started to get annoyed, “It’s not alright!” She yelled while pulling out her swirled glasses and a chart turning on her “Teach Me Histy” mode. “If you take a look at this chart, you can see this chart Planeptunes shares have been declining at a steady rate. If this keeps up then, just as Compa said, our country will suffer.”
