Sonic the hoodie hoggy was walking down soggy potty rode with his best friend Noggy. Noggy said "OMG OMG OMG I HAD MY FIRST KISS" Sonic was....... PETRIFIED. "NOGGY HOW COULD YOU?!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!? YOU'VE ABANDONED ME MY LOVELY FURRY FRIEND". Sonic ran. F A S T.
Sonic ran.... FAR. sonic ..... S P R I N NN NTTEEEEDDD.
and at that point, sonic met eyes with a mysterious creature lurking in the shadows of his garage. "SCREEEEEEMEEMEMEJWANJANFJERJFEJFEGHUREHG" screamed sonic as he saw the eyes pierce death into his soul.
"WHAT THE HECKIDEEDOODAAH ARE Y O U".
"I AM JESUS SON". SAID THE reature.
"OMG JESUS DADDY"
"YES SON. ITS M E".
jesus daddy = shia labeouf for you NERDS YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING IN THIS GOSH DARNED UNIVERSE HOLY CRIPES!!1!!!
"LICK ME." said shia.
"K" Said sonic.
Sonic carefully but cleanly licked shia labeouof's leg hair. It made shia feel a fizz down his spine.
"oooo that was TINGLY SONIC".
"good".
Shia felt tingled.
The end.
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Sonic x Shia Labeouf
RomanceThis is a really good story of Sonic x Shia Labeouf. This is my first fanfic so I hope you like it, I'm a professional!
