Teenage Dirtbag ~ Phan

Chapter One

Hello, my piggies! I'm writing a phanfiction now, as this is something I have wanted to do for a while, and I hope you all enjoy it. I will start writing more in my other books, because I got an actual phone so I don't have to have Wi-Fi to write. I hope you like the book, and let's get started!

Phil's POV

"Why am I doing this again?" I groaned, leaning down to tie the laces Converse. Chris grinned and spun around.

"Because I am going to get hammered with my wonderful hunk of a boyfriend and I need someone to drive me home. You wouldn't want be to drive drunk, would you?"

"Well, I guess not-"

"Exactly, Philip! Also, I don't know if I told you but PJ is bringing a friend of his..."

I paused. "Wait, is THAT why you want me to go?"

Chris smiled evilly and walked into the kitchen to get his car keys. Every since I had officially come out of the closet, he has been trying to set me up with people. It is highly annoying. He is my friend, though, and I wouldn't want to hurt his feelings.

Chris came back into the living room. "Come on, Philly. Your Prince Charming awaits."

I rolled my eyes. "I don't even know the guy, Chris."

"Yet."

"Just get in the car," I rolled my eyes again, running a hand through my hair as Chris strutted out the front door.

He hopped into the driver's seat, revving the engine and cranking up the radio.

Iron Maiden. Nice.

After fifteen minutes of driving, we pulled into the driveway of Chris's boyfriend's house. The party was in full swing, people dancing on the lawn and a particular couple making out in a tree. Don't ask.

We got out of the car, walking up the steps and throwing open the front door.

"Chris!" PJ exclaimed, dipping him down for a kiss. Chris grinned against PJ's lips. PJ wrapped an arm around Chris and looked over at me.

"Philly, nice to see you, man. How are you doing?"

"I'm alright, thanks for ask-"

"Glad to hear it, buddy. Listen, there is someone I want you to meet."

PJ reached around and grabbed the arm of a boy who I realized was hiding behind him. He softly pushed him over to me, making the boy collide with my chest. He quickly backed away, blushing.

"You guys get to know each other. I am going to go get drunk and laid." Chris giggled as PJ scooped him up bridal-style and carried him into another room.

I looked back at the boy, taking the chance to take in his appearance. He was about the same height as me, with curly brown hair with shaved sides. He was wearing a black t-shirt and black skinny jeans that were ripped at the knee. A blush crept up his cheeks as he muttered out a broken, "H-hi."

I smiled at him, making him smile back. I noticed a dimple appear on his cheek as his mouth stretched into a grin.

"Hello," I said back to him. "I'm Phil." I reached out to shake his hand.

He took it, shaking my hand firmly. "My name is Dan."

"It's nice to meet you, Dan."

He grinned again, releasing my hand. We stood there awkwardly for a moment before I spoke.

"Would you like to go out back? It's pretty loud in here."

He nodded. I grabbed his hand, leading him out to the back door and seating myself on a bench. It was very peaceful and quiet, with a slight breeze ruffling Dan's hair as he sat next to me.

We began a conversation that lasted about two hours. I learned that he listened to a lot of the same music as I did, and that he went to law school, but dropped out. I understood his reasoning. You should never be trapped in a job you hate.

The conversation died down a bit around midnight. We just rested our heads on the back of the bench, and I took in how the pale moonlight lit up his face. He really was beautiful.

"What are you staring at? He laughed. I smiled at him.

"Nothing." He giggled, his cheeks turning a bright red.

We stared at each other for a little while. I couldn't get rid of the stupid grin on my face. I moved my hand over, grazing his fingers. I heard Dan take in a breath before interlocking his fingers with mine.

Now, it was my turn to blush. I could feel my face getting hot. He laid his head on my shoulder, breathing evenly as he creeped closer and closer to sleep. I rested my head on his, planning on sleeping as well, when the back screen door flew open and hit the sound of the house, causing both of us to spring apart and look up.

It was Chris and PJ.

"Wello, mwy good, good friendsz," Chris slurred. "I am staying over at mwy bootiful boif's house. You two can go home and bang or somezing,"

PJ laughed drunkenly, slapping Chris's ass before they disappeared back into the house.

I looked at Dan. "So I guess we should probably go home,"

He nodded. "Yeah, probably."

"Do you, uh," I ran a hand through my hair. "Wanna go watch a movie at my place or something? I can make us something to eat."

He grinned brightly. "I'd like that,"

I smiled back. "I'd like that, too,"

We started to make out way back to his car, before he started walking faster.

I started walking faster, too, and soon it was a race back to the vehicle. I stumbled over a tree root as he expertly weaved through the yard, slamming his hand down on the window of the passenger side of the car.

He breathed heavily. "I....win...." He unlocked the door and sat down, catching his breath. He handed me the keys, too winded to drive, and I put the key in the ignition and closed the car door, driving out of the driveway and back to my house.

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First chapter, everybody! I hope you liked it! I take suggestions for the story line, and please don't forgot to vote and comment! I love you all!

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