-Crazy Bitch- A Male Reader X Catherine Fanfic

-Hanging out-

(F/F) = Favorite Food
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You walked out of the school entrance with Claire, without anyone noticing for some reason. As you got outside you saw she was heading to a light blue truck.

'Must be hers..' You thought, following her.

She took out some keys unlocking the doors and signals you to get in. You get in through the passenger seat. Surprisingly to you it was clean! You expected it to be littered in cigarettes and drinks, crumpled up papers and fast food bags buried on the floor with cups. Instead it was a neat, fresh smelling, clean car.

Claire started up the car and drove the car. You were surprised that no one has yet to caught you two! You looked out the window watching all the trees and buildings rush by. You didn't know where you were going with this girl, but you didn't want to deal with Catherine today.

"So.....you and that girl..." Claire started up a conversation.

You peeled your eyes away from the window to pay attention to her.

"What girl..?"

"Oh the one that stares at you during class....3rd period to be exact!"

You shivered and shook your head.

"No. No. Never. I would rather hang myself then be with her."

Claire widened her eyes a bit and chuckled a little.

"Wow you must really, like really fucking hate her!" She laughed which you didn't really think was a laughing matter, but you gave a small chuckle anyway.

It went silent for a few minutes until Claire decided to turn the radio on. A romantic song came on and you quietly sang to yourself-

HA BITCH YOU THOUGHT!! A ROMANTIC SONG DID NOT COME ON!! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT CAME ON!!??

You blushed as you realized the holy mother of god perverted song "Deep Throat" by CupcakKe was on. Claire snickered a little and blurted the lyrics out. Sadly, you knew all the lyrics cause a friend of yours made you listen to the song for an hour.

"FUCK ME! HUMP ME! DADDY BETTER MAKE ME CHOKE!!" Claire bursted out.

You blushed and sat there trying not to laugh at her outburst.

"LICK LICK LICK I LICK!! I WANNA EAT YOUR DICK!! Come on (Y/N)!! Sing with me!!" She nudges you with one hand and continues singing. You blushed red and nervously sang the lyrics with her.

About ten seconds later you were singing them at her tone. Loud and proud.

"BUT I CAN'T FUCK UP MY NAILS!!!!"

"SO IMMA PICK IT UP WITH CHOPSTICKS!!!"

"MOUTH WIDE OPEN!!! MOUTH WIDE OPEN!!!"

"OPEN IT UP LIKE IM AT THE DENTIST!!"

And this went on and on until the song was over. You two were laughing and joking around.

"So...did ya hear? About that girl that went missing in our school?"

You looked up obviously surprised.

"No, actually I haven't...what girl?"

"Oh you know that girl you always hang out with! What was her name uh.....Lillie? I believe?..."

You froze there staring at her. 'She..she went missing? When the fuck was this??!'

"H-Hey are you alright? I probably shouldn't have brought it up anyways....I just wanted you to know..."