Leo-fuckin-Bracci:
You need to pay for my medical bill.
The message would've been confusing if I didn't know Leo Bracci, but I did, and it was funny. So there I was, sitting in the school parking lot in my 2006 Ford Mustang, snorting in barely contained laughter like a crazy person as I waited on my sister to finish her soccer practice.
Me:
???
Leo-fuckin-Bracci:
Your reply earlier got me a fractured jaw.
A very unladylike pfft escaped my mouth as his reply only fueled my laughter. It took me a few seconds to compose myself enough to text him back.
Me:
That sounds like it's your fault, not mine. Maybe you should pay more attention to your surroundings? Just a tip...
Leo-fuckin-Bracci:
Look at you, being an entitled teenager running away from your responsibilities...you disappoint me, Justine.
Me:
What are you, my grandpa??
My own reply sent me into another fit of laughter, thinking of Leo Bracci as my crazy-ass, eighty-one-year-old grandpa. I love that man to death.
Leo-fuckin-Bracci:
You'd think after seeing my body you'd know better.
That made my mirth disappear in an instant as I felt the heat of a blush rising in my cheeks and warming the tips of my ears, the sensation was slowly becoming familiar over the last twenty-four hours. I swear I haven't blushed so much in all of my seventeen years of existence.
Leo-fuckin-Bracci:
Plus...I'm pretty sure I'm older than you.
Me:
Oh yeah? What month were you born in?
Leo-fuckin-Bracci:
July.
I fist-pumped the air.
Me:
Ha! I'm a May baby!!
Leo-fuckin-Bracci:
Danggit!! Guess you'd be a cougar if we dated...
Me:
Don't worry. I'm not imterested in little boys.
Leo-fucki-Bracci:
Hear that? That is the sound of my heart breaking.
I huffed out a short laugh, rolling my eyes at his antics, just as I received another text.
Leo-fuckin-Bracci:
Also, since my pride will not take that jab, might I remind you about that picture I sent last night? Yeah...I'm really not little.
Cue blush multiplied by fifty.
Me:
Fuck you, Leo.
Leo-fuckin-Bracci:
It's a date ;)
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