Your favorite narrator, wait, I'm not your favorite narrator?
Ok asshole, your least favorite narrator is going to tell another bunch o' stories.
This story is about you.
Your life starts happy has ups and downs, you also get married.
WAIT, WRONG STORY LET ME START OVER.
You were born in a toilet bowl, you were a mistake nobody loved you and nobody will.
How is that from your least favorite narrator.
I'm only kidding.
That one creep in your school liked you.
JUST KIDDING the story isn't about you it's MY STOR- I MEAN MY FRIENDS STORY.
WHAT SHOULD I DO NEXT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
