While on patrol, I arrested a burglar who'd injured himself running from a home. He told me he'd broken in and unhooked the phone before searching for valuables. But he'd panicked when he heard a woman's voice. I entered the house and heard the same voice: "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try your call again.
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The Super Joke Book
HumorJoke Book: Please Enjoy and Laugh A lot :) The Jokes are not Meant to Offend or Hurt Anyone. Please Only Nice Things to Say! If you are offered or hurt about a joke, you can make a comment or you can message me and I can take it down. Enjoy! :)