What do you call a well endowed slavic conquer? Attila the Hung
What do an apple and Benito Mussolini have in common? They both belong hanging in trees.
Why were the first Americans like ants? They lived in colonies.
Do you know the 16th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced.
Renoir, why did you become an Impressionist?
"I did it for the Monet."
Americans commemorate the Vietnam War with a memorial. The Vietnamese call it a scoreboard.
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
George Carlin (Back In Town) WWII Guy: "Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic"
Priest: "Well, I do not see anythign wrong with that. You helped a poor soul survive the war.
Guy: "But Father, I collected rent from for every week that he stayed"
Priest: "Well, that is not a good deed, but it was for a good cause, so that is fine."
Guy: "... but Father.... should I tell him the war is over?"
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