Imagine nakita ka ni Ashton at Micahel na naglalakad
Michael: Men who's that girl. Haven't seen her before
Ashton: I don't know but I need to get her number
Michael: Damn she's so pretty
Ashton: Why is she shouting? Is there something wrong
Tapos biglang sumingit si Calum
Calum: Tanga balot vendor kasi yan eh. Nagugutom na ako bibili akong pugo tiyaka balot diyan lang kayo ah
You: BALOOOOT BALOOOOOT BALOT KAYO DIYAAAAN
