As you may or may not know, I am the singlest Pringle in existence.
None of the following: 😍👰🤰💏💑👪👨👩👧👨👩👧👦👨👩👦👦👨👩👧👧👩❤️👩👨❤️👨💏👩❤️💋👩👨❤️💋👨👫👭👬👩👩👦👩👩👧👩👩👧👦👩👩👦👦👩👩👧👧👩👦👨👨👦👨👨👧👨👨👧👦👨👨👦👦👨👨👧👧👩👧👩👧👦👩👦👦👩👧👧👨👦👨👧👦👨👦👦👨👧👧❤️💛💚💙💜🖤💕💞💓💗💖💘💝.
Yay!!!
Single life is BOSS! I DONT HAVE TO SHARE!!! Cuz everyone knows: sharing is swearing. Care Bears not swear bears.
Obviously!
Have fun kids.
