YOU ARE READING 100 reasons why I'm single Humor With a 'how to be single' guide included! ;) #funny #haha #random #romance #romantic Reason 14 22 3 0 by smilingpickle by smilingpickle Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story THERE ARE SOME MUTANTS IN THE CLOUDS. THEY WANT TO KILL ME IN MY SLEEP.