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This is how to be single. Stick with me and you'll never be not lonely again!
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Tip: when you make out, take locks of his hair and collect them in a shoebox.

When it's his birthday, spell out 'happy birthday' with locks of his hair!

(Or clone him whatever u prefer.)

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