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nine

tgoodshit: did you heard bout that big drama?

jh00pe: no?? bc it's 3 am and maybe i was sleeping. what drama happens at hour like that??

tgoodshit: there are two girls, who knows each other in rl. their names are also big in here, not like yours but yeah. actually you follow one of them.

jh00pe: I DON'T WANT FUCKING NOVEL I WANT TO SLEEP, SO TELL ME THE SHORT STORY B O I

tgoodshit: OKAY OKAY, you're so boring omfg

tgoodshit: so these girls had some argument bout boy and they both decided that wattpad is the best way to solve problems. so they basically made eXpOsInG books, where they hate each other. but like, that exposing thing is real this time.

jh00pe: just how?? c'mon honey, give me more and fucking hit me with that drama, i ain't sleeping anymore

tgoodshit: YES BOI!! so, did you know the girl you follow actually killed someone?

jh00pe: WHAT???

tgoodshit: yea, she drown her ex in the ocean and faked everything as a accident. she also tried to cut her friend's throat in her sleep.

tgoodshit: and the second one sent a death bird to the first one.

tgoodshit: actually the second one had some mental illness, she says that she's now in perfect condition, but nah, ik she's lying.

jh00pe: THIS IS BEAUTIFUL LIE, MY LAST LIE

tgoodshit: EVEN IF IT HURT TO DEATH IM HIDING MYSELF UNDER A MASK FOR YOU

tgoodshit: i love this song so much istg. OMG THERE IS AN UPDATE ON THESE HATE BOOKS, IM GOING TO GET SOME POPCORNS, BC IT'S DRAMA NIGHT BOI

jh00pe: so wattpad now became a home for crazy bitches with no life?

jh00pe: im serious honey, go to sleep. your health is more important than this shit. you'll read everything tomorrow.

tgoodshit: i can't, tomorrow i and hoseok will hang out again smh

jh00pe: oh? another one date, i see?

tgoodshit: IT'S NOT A DATE YOU BITCH IT'S JUST HANG OUT!!! AND WE'RE JUST FRIENDS!!!!

jh00pe: ;))))))

tgoodshit: THIS WINKWONK FACE AGAIN, IM CRYING, BLEEDING, DYING, THIS SEXY SHIT GOT ME PREGNANT ISTG, MY KING PLEASE FUCK ME TO DEATH ALREADY I WANT TO REMEMBER THIS LIFE WITH HAPPINESS

jh00pe: ;)))))))))))))

tgoodshit: FUUUUMZMAMK AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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will i ever write a normal chapter without bringing kinky shits in it?

probably not.

is that a problem to you?

probably not.

so this drama in the beginning is created by my mind but lmao i won't be surprised if it happens one day