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Dating Fred Weasley would include...

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Headcanons for Dating Fred Weasley

This mf pranks you ALL THE TIME.

He's not sorry about it either, unless you're really pissed.

Usually it's just cute and harmless shit, like temporary hair dye or a temporary tattoo on your face that says something nerdy or that you love him or something

Sometimes he'll shrink your shoes, just to see what you say.

He shrank a jumper of yours once just a touch, but after you freaked out about gaining weight he decided NEVER AGAIN.

George likes to help and then throw Fred all the way under the bus. You know George is helping but you let it slide.

Fred has an interesting PDA philosophy.

Fred likes mocking PDA, like he'll imitate whatever nasty couple is nearby just to make a point.

He'll hold your hand or put his arm around you but that's about all the genuine PDA you'll get from him.

Quidditch!

If you play at school on the Gryffindor team, you're a reserve beater. He makes a lot of jokes about you usurping his position on the team.

If you're from another house, competition is fierce and unforgiving. Both twins are merciless with the bludgers and it becomes very ugly. You both enjoy it though, so there's no hard feelings. You like to mock him when your house wins, and he likes to mock you when Gryffindor wins.

If you don't play, no matter what house you're in, he wants you to at least cheer for him. Even if you're ONLY cheering for him.

You guys ALWAYS get a game started over the holidays, at least once. You usually play opposing captains, and it's always a bloodbath when you do.

You, Fred, and George become the fuck-shit-up trio of seventh year.

Detentions all the time. Every time. Sometimes it's just Fred and George, sometimes it's you too. The three of you don't mind, as long as it isn't with Umbridge.

The first time you write lines, you're alone. You cast a spell in her class to make a point and in return you wrote, "I will not cast without permission."

The scar fades, but the memory doesn't. Neither does Fred's anger.

When the twins decide to pull their final prank, you stay behind. Fred tells you he loves you and proposes right before they leave.

You move in with Fred and George above the shop after graduating from Hogwarts.

You keep the books for the shop, letting the twins focus on selling the product and making more.

Fred pranks you now more than ever, but you have a means of getting him back now: his own products.

You've ripped holes in pants, you've given him treats from his own shop–your favorite so far has been the Barking Bark, which made him bark every other word for about an hour. Quite fun.

George makes fun of you two for being loud at night.

The three of you remain inseparable through dark times, and take turns watching the shop when the other two go on Order missions.

You and George bond and become like brother and sister.

You two were close during your Hogwarts days, best friends. But once you live with him he becomes your brother. You affectionately refer to him as such, and he returns the favor.

"This is my brother, (Y/N)."

"Shut it, George."

You start stealing his jumpers, too, but he actually says something about it and wants them back–unlike Fred.

Fred is a cuddler, through and through.

Despite his PDA, he's quite the cuddler when you two are alone. Spooning is his favorite, and who is the big spoon changes from day to day. He also quite likes facing you, as it means he can see your face when you laugh at his jokes.

You cuddle on the couch sometimes, but usually only in the bedroom so as not to bother George.

You and Fred elope as soon as you can.

You guys come back to the apartment one day with wedding bands and George congratulates you two without much fuss, since Fred told him before that this was the plan.

Molly Weasley almost murders Fred when she finds out you two eloped. "FREDERIC GIDEON WEASLEY!" "I'm sorry mum, we didn't want a fuss!"

Your engagement ring is gold with a simple ruby on the band. Your wedding bands are both gold, with the other's name engraved on the inside.

At the Battle of Hogwarts, you refuse to leave his side.

He's your husband, the love of your life, and you won't be separated.

You're there when he dies, and you kill the Death Eater that took him in turn.

You fall apart, and you and George spend the hour crying together. The Weasleys all mourn as a family, and you're one of them.

Molly tries to give you his wedding band, but you refuse. You say it belongs on his hand, even in death.

You die in the second half of the battle, your grief overpowering any sense of caution you may have once had. You died saving Percy, and Percy never forgets that.

Fred is there to greet you in limbo.

"I'm proud of you, love." And then–

"Remus and Sirius were two of the MARAUDERS!"

You two are the limbo welcoming committee for all of the people from Hogwarts, while you wait for George.

Lee and his wife come through eventually. They hang out for a while, then decide to move on.

McGonagall cries when she sees the two of you. She passed away in her sleep after serving as the Headmaster for many, many years. She tells you of the utter fuckery that your memorial portraits get up to, and how Peeves does in fact find ways to besmirch the name of Dolores Umbridge, even as she rots in a cell in Azkaban.

This touches Fred's heart.

Flitwick is overjoyed to see the two of you, and immediately figures out that you're waiting for George before you pass on.

Molly and Arthur are the first to arrive, crying over their son. Molly and Arthur move on after visiting for a while.

Then Bill, then Charlie. Bill waits for Fleur; Charlie waits for no one, claiming he has dragons waiting on him in the Afterlife. When Fleur arrives, she and Bill move on.

Percy and his wife arrive together, having died in an accident at an old age. They move on.

And finally, George rolls up after about a hundred years, followed shortly by Angelina.

George and Fred have a tearful reunion, and you and Angelina chat it up while they hug and cry.

George also latches on to you when he and Fred finally let go of each other. "It's so good to see you," he says. And it is.

"I can't believe you guys waited for me."

"What, like we were going to pass on without you? No way."

The four of you pass on together, as a family. And Afterlife is wonderful.

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