people often ask me what it was like. they longingly stare at the red hot cheeto stain marks on my neck as i try to make words to explain the experience. i start off with the statement of being totally blind sided because in reality i only wanted a burger and a small fry, but that meal got super sized and i ended up getting extra fries in the bottom of the bag if you know what i mean.
my day started off like any other. my ex husband was still on a face book live and was having our dog lick peanut butter off of his balls. so i did what any person would do, check the freezer to see if his sperm is still in the freezer and go out for the day..
i was taking a long ride up the coast jamming out in my Ford Fiesta. the sun is beaming off my knock off ray bands and the wind is blowing my hair across my face. to my knowledge i didn't know that that wasn't going to be the only thing blowing my face today.
my nose picks up the smell of monterey jack cheese in the distance and my neck snaps back and my weave almost comes right off. i know what i have to do. follow the smell. this smell is something i haven't smelt in so long i might have never smelt it before so i know i need to find it. and within minutes i pull into a little suburb area with a burger joint right in there.
now when i tell people this story they have a hard time comprehending. i mean, i still haven't processed, but hang in there and buckle up because i am about to bring you on the ride of your life.
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a unexpected stop in flavor town
FanfictionA woman's desire for life changing food gets put on halt when she takes a unexpected turn to flavor town.
