i caught guy right in between a bite of a freshly made pizza cheese burger and when i tell you that i made him choke, he surly did choke. his eyes were glued to me. all four hundred and seventy three pounds of me. we had a full conversation without even saying a word.
they were in the middle of shooting a episode of dinners drive ins and dives but guy still stopped everything he was doing and moved on in closer to me. we are so close our bellies touch and his corned beef lips said to me, "how about we shoot this episode together and upload it to pornhub instead".
he then grabs me by the love handles and whispers in my ear "holy moly, stromboli" and starts to lick my mayo like sweat off of me. this is when i could feel his raw hunk of salami touch me. i came into this burger joint looking for a life changing burger. and then guy shows up and i thought maybe he would make me dinner, but i can see that what we are having tonight is biscuits and sausage.
he then licks my lips and tells me the last thing i had to eat and that was the last straw. we were soon on chopping board and guy was seasoning me with his frosted tips. "all aboard the flavor bus" guy would say as he would penetrate me with the camera crews microphone.
and before i knew it i was driving the bus to flavor town...
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a unexpected stop in flavor town
FanfictionA woman's desire for life changing food gets put on halt when she takes a unexpected turn to flavor town.
