Me: *walks in with a bruised eye* ehem.. It all started 3 1/2 years ago.
Prussia: *walks in with a bandage on his cheek* when two very different people met
Canada: *walks in* and found love through the hardships of reality.
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~~(•.•)~~ TIME SKIP: 3 1/2 years
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Me(narrator): People told him he was to cocky for his own good. He wouldn't find anything but a booty call. And he thought he was just fine with it, until one day-
Prussia: Gott verdammt! Watch where your going!
Canada: I-I'm s-s-sorry p-Prussia!
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Me: Cut! Cut!
Prussia: vat know?!?
Canada: hm?
Me: Don't change the d@mn story! Gosh! It happened a certain way so it'll be told that way, the right way!
Canada: uh, but what about Prussia's and mine dignity?
Prussia: ja! Make a fool of me if you vant to just don't do it to birdie!
Canada: Aww Prussia, *hugs*
Prussia:*hugs back*
Me: *snaps picture* oh this is so going on the internet!
Prussia: over my dead body, Hündin! *releases Canada/runs over to grab phone*
Me: Hündin?!? What the bloody h3ll! Just for that, I'll post it on Germany's wall, Italy's, Frances-*smirk* and you just know how much France loves his son! Doesn't even know about yall, huh?
Prussia:*stops* fine but ze awesome me will get reven-
Canada:*places hand on Prussia's shoulder* Please don't hurt him, he may be a (censored) but you know its cause he's crazy cause he gets the stuff from me.
Me: ( \/•.•)\/ why would you tell him about our months of dealing?
Prussia: *whispers* cut him off.
Canada: *whispers back* Its how I get extra money though!
*both look at me*
Canada: ok, I'll cut her off.
Prussia: good birdie. *gilbird lands in his hair*
Me: *talking to puppets made of my hands* Hey! Who wants to hm get some brunch?!? *nods hands* YAY! Come on Canada!! And the not awesome Prussia!*runs*
Prussia: grrr! I am ze awesome one here! *runs to catch up with me*
Canada: *sigh* We will try again to tell- NO DONT-
*huge crash*
Canada: *face palm*
