Me: hey Canada.. Prussia...
Both: yes?
Me: do you think I'll be forever alone? *looks up at them*
Canada: no bro! Your like totally super cool!
Prussia: y-yes I a-agree!
Me: why are you being fabulous talk and why are you stuttering?
Prussia: ah! N-no reason!
Canada: Like totally! We are the same as we have been!
Me: hmm.... *pulls out phone and texts poland*
Poland): /I've got a pocket got a pocket full of sunshine/ oh I've got a text!
Me: aha! I knew you were Poland and Lithuania! Canada and Prussia don't
Care for me no more do they? *sulks* I'm all alone....
Poland: They simply went like on a date! It's not cause they like hate you!
Lithuania: T-true.
Me: okey dokie then why did they leave yall as them?
Lithuania: u-uh I don't know!
Poland: Because! Of stuff.
Me: I truly am forever alone.