Canada: Prussia?
Prussia: *looks down at Canada* ja?
Canada: *looks down* I think I'm pregnant...
Prussia; *to shocked to say anything*
Me: THATS NOT HOW BIOLOGY WORKS!!!
Canada: well it's called evolution Nikkei, maybe men are finally able to have kids!
Me: i don't know. How far along are you?
Canada: maybe 3 months.
Me: *snaps fingers* to early.
Canada: H-hey!!
Prussia: *snaps into reality* aw heck no ze awesome me is not getting tided down like that!
Spain: Grab my amazing butt mi amigo!
Prussia: *grabs*
Both: *flys away*
Canada: *sobs*
Me: aww... I told you he was not awesome. *walks away*
Canada: *grabs a gun*
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Canada: *wakes up crying*
Prussia: Vats wrong mein birdie? *grabs Canada's head wiping away the tears*
Canada: I-I jUst had a bad dream... *looks down*
Prussia: it's ok mein birdie... Shh.. Shh... *hugs* I will be here always and forever.. Don't forget that... I won't let anything harm you...
Canada: *crys heavily*
Me: *looking through the window* wow they are so cute!
Norway: I guess they are..
Me: oh when did you get here?
Norway: I've been here!
Me: hm.. Oh right, then we're 2p!Norway?
Norway: i don't know...
Canada: will yall shut the maple up? You ruined a beautiful moment!!
