I Was Bored At The Hair Dressers

Chapter 3: sexy markiplier

As I sit pondering where the fuck I am, because now I'm blindfolded (kinky) and are probably being taken to the facility. I'm also thinking why the hell I'm here the only thing I can do is use this phone with apparently unlimited battery now! Seriously it decides NOW that it don't want to run out of battery but oh well not like I can do- I'm a fucking IDIOT. The police the fuckin police god think sometimes brain plz coporate.

To think I went to the hair dressers with my friend and now I'm being kidnapped.

I start to think to myself if i can use my so called "powers" to do anything else with them instead of just keeping an audience entertained! I try but ultimately, fail BUT maaaaaybe the facility will GIVE me powerz of whatever. I hope if i do, get sans power that would be fuckin amazing i could dunk some hoes.

Well I'm bored may as well watch some markipl- tf?! I can write dis stupid quality story WHICH REQUIRES INTERNET TO DO! Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. (heathers reference) The guys back btw while I was jib-jabering to myself wopdedo. I can't see them but I heard something open i think and no it's not a door. Ugh finally they took my blindfold o- MARK TF DUDE YOUR THE GUY WHO TOOK ME BUT WHYYY?! YOUR TO SMEXY TO EVER BE IN MY FANFIC!!!

Marks pov.
"YOUR TO SMEXY TO EVER BE IN MY FANFIC!!!" She exclaimed
Uuuuuh tf you talking bout? But I rather agree I am smexy. I know I know I lied to them there actually in my basment (A/N does markimoo have a basment idk ( also kiiiiiiinky))
Kinky i know but I'm not the type off weirdo I'm a the stalker weirdo :DDDDD.

To be continued...

A/N hey random person to stumble upon this! Hope you like this first book I'll ever write :DDD
(Don't ask Mark is a stalker now)
P.s only wilford MIGHT be in this, MIGHT...